NCT incorrect

36.

1.

johnny: good invention lucas, but the name.

lucas, holding a jar of peanut butter: what's wrong with "sticky nut juice"?

johnny: everything.

johnny: every fucking thing.

2.

interviewer: would you say you're independent?

haechan: [looks at taeyong]

taeyong: [nods]

haechan: yes, i'd say so.

3.

haechan: i'm pregnant.

taeyong: mark what did you do to him!?!

johnny: [slams the table] how could you be so irresponsible mark?!?!

mark: are you two serious?

haechan: jaemin's pregnant too.

taeyong: jaemin and jeno oh my gosh, congratulations.

johnny: yeah, you two will have a beautiful child.

mark: first of all, neither of them can get pregnant and second of all, wow, the favoritism.

haechan: are you disowning our child?

johnny: how heartless, you got him pregnant.

taeyong: and you have to be there for him.

mark:

4.

lucas [lying seductively on a bed]: why don't you come join me, hot stuff?

jungwoo: lucas, please put your shirt back on. we are in ikea and people are staring.

5.

host: name something you pull out.

mark: your penis?

taeyong: M A R K  L E E

6.

chenle: why is ten crying?

yuta: he called winwin a nerd.

chenle:

chenle: what did you do?

yuta: i mass-texted everyone his pre-debut videos.

7.

ten: MOOOOOMMMM HE PUT FRUITS ON MY BEDD.

renjun: WELL HE STARTED IT!! HE CALLED ME CUTE!! I'M NOT CUTE I'M A MATURE MAN!!!

kun: oh my god chenle is right... i really am too old for this shit.

taeyong: just take deep breaths... inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale...

kun: [hyperventilates in chinese]

8.

taeyong: where are you going?