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mark: ah yes, my train of thought.  

mark: or as i like to call it, the anxiety express.


2.


jisung, talking about chenle: he never uses his head. it's just there for decoration.


3.


jeno: what if nobody actually falls in love with me? 

jaemin: [bursting through a wall] haha, that's where you're wrong.


4.


jaemin: we are? 

ot6: NCT DREAM! 

jaemin: and we? 

ot6: GOT THAT BOOM! 

jaemin: and who do we miss? 

ot5: MARK! 

jeno, nudging haechans side, whispering: play along, he's been emotional.

haechan, rolling his eyes: ...mark.


5.


renjun: you have such beautiful majestic eyelashes like a pretty baby pony. [pets jaemin's eyelashes] neigh for me. neigh for me. 

jaemin: neeeeiiiggghhh. 

chenle: hey guys renjun's broken. 

jaemin: no he isn't! 

jeno: he just came back from the dentist. 

renjun: mouth hurt need snuggies. 

jaemin: i'll give you all the snuggies. 

jisung: i don't like this. 

[the next day]

jaemin: [at the dentist] hi, i'd like a life supply of whatever you gave huang renjun yesterday.


6.


jeno: what's going on? 

chenle: jaemin's been brushing my hair at night while i fall asleep in his bed and jisung's jealous. 

jisung: i'm not jealous it's just weird. jaemin's bed is where i eat. 

jaemin: aww you're jealous don't worry i'll give you all of my attention my little snikerdoodle muffin. 

jisung: get off of me! CHENLE IS MY BEST FRIEND! MINE! GET YOUR OWN FRIEND YOU WEIRDO!

jeno: jaemin, d- don't- 

jaemin: [crying] i didn't do anything. 

jeno: [holding jaemin] iknow i know. come on. it's okay. i'm your friend. 

chenle: i knew you were jealous. 

jisung: shut up and play video games with me.


7.


jisung: i'm thirsty. 

renjun: there's some juice in the bleach bottle under the sink. 

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