1.
mark: ah yes, my train of thought.
mark: or as i like to call it, the anxiety express.
2.
jisung, talking about chenle: he never uses his head. it's just there for decoration.
3.
jeno: what if nobody actually falls in love with me?
jaemin: [bursting through a wall] haha, that's where you're wrong.
4.
jaemin: we are?
ot6: NCT DREAM!
jaemin: and we?
ot6: GOT THAT BOOM!
jaemin: and who do we miss?
ot5: MARK!
jeno, nudging haechans side, whispering: play along, he's been emotional.
haechan, rolling his eyes: ...mark.
5.
renjun: you have such beautiful majestic eyelashes like a pretty baby pony. [pets jaemin's eyelashes] neigh for me. neigh for me.
jaemin: neeeeiiiggghhh.
chenle: hey guys renjun's broken.
jaemin: no he isn't!
jeno: he just came back from the dentist.
renjun: mouth hurt need snuggies.
jaemin: i'll give you all the snuggies.
jisung: i don't like this.
[the next day]
jaemin: [at the dentist] hi, i'd like a life supply of whatever you gave huang renjun yesterday.
6.
jeno: what's going on?
chenle: jaemin's been brushing my hair at night while i fall asleep in his bed and jisung's jealous.
jisung: i'm not jealous it's just weird. jaemin's bed is where i eat.
jaemin: aww you're jealous don't worry i'll give you all of my attention my little snikerdoodle muffin.
jisung: get off of me! CHENLE IS MY BEST FRIEND! MINE! GET YOUR OWN FRIEND YOU WEIRDO!
jeno: jaemin, d- don't-
jaemin: [crying] i didn't do anything.
jeno: [holding jaemin] iknow i know. come on. it's okay. i'm your friend.
chenle: i knew you were jealous.
jisung: shut up and play video games with me.
7.
jisung: i'm thirsty.
renjun: there's some juice in the bleach bottle under the sink.
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.