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126.

1.

[phone rings]

kun: hello?

demon: you'll die in seven days.

kun: [hears chenle and lucas screaming in the distance]

kun: can i request to die sooner?

2.

xiaojun: [tucks shirt in]

xiaojun: goodnight, shirt.

3.

ten: you're really quiet today.

renjun: nobody plans a murder out loud.

4.

chenle: i accidentally spent $980 today.

kun: how do you ACCIDENTALLY spend a thousand dollars?

5.

renjun: is this one of those cool parties where things go out of control and we murder someone and then we all have to take a blood oath to never reveal our secret?

yangyang:

yangyang: no.

renjun: then i might have to leave early.

6.

kun: i just want someone to take me out.

ten: like on a date or with a sniper gun?

kun: surprise me.

7.

yangyang: what are they in for?  

zookeeper: this isn't a prison.

yangyang: so they can leave?  

zookeeper: well no.

yangyang: [pointing to a penguin] i bet that one killed someone.

8.

[after kun finds hendery trying to sneak out of the dorm]

kun: i was a teenager once, too. i snuck out all the time. of course, i didn't have a partner. i just wanted to eat fried chicken.

9.

yangyang: you know, i've been thinking...

renjun: that would explain the beads of sweat.

10.

hendery: lucas is big huang, i'm average huang, renjun is little huang!

renjun: you're barely 5 cm taller than me?

hendery, patting renjuns head: little huang! :D

11.

[at a restaurant]

ten: i want my steak rare.

chenle: how do you get rare steak? do rare cows exist?

ten: [smacking himself with the menu]

12.

kun: here's our escape plan.

yangyang: AWESOME.

hendery: wait where are we going!?

winwin, throwing a shovel over his shoulder: the fuck out of here is where.

13.

xiaojun: what's with the bags?

renjun: oh you know, cleaning out room and stuff.

xiaojun: have fun then.

renjun, heading for the airport and putting on tinfoil hat: AREA 51 HERE I COME.

14.

kun: imagine having a love life.

ten: imagine having a life.

15.

renjun: remember when you told me i'd hurt myself trying to fix the door with a chainsaw? you were wrong. i hurt someone else. 

winwin: ... where's chenle?  

16.

kun: look, you don't want lucas to die. i don't want lucas to die. so let's just work together to make sure lucas doesn't die.

hendery: fantastic plan, but have you ever fucking met lucas? he's gonna killl himself accidentally by jumping into a shark tank with his nose bleesing.

17.

lucas: so why do good girls like bad guys? i've had this question for a real long time. i've been a bad boy and it's plain to see. so why don't girls fall in love with me?

ten: you? bad? you tell the oven you're sorry when you close it too hard.

18.

renjun: chenle, you can do anything you want. i believe in you.

chenle: since when?

renjun: since kun grounded me.

19.

kun: what do you mean you don't like being in the room when lucas, yangyang and hendery get dressed?

winwin: you see...

lucas: [lifts shirt]

yangyang & hendery: tiddies!

lucas: [puts shirt down]

yangyang & hendery: no more tiddies.

20.

kun: yangyang, your room is a mess.

yangyang: it's not a mess, there's no trash but just things and clothes. i know what they are and where they go. i just walk over them instead of picking them up 'cause i don't feel like it, too much work.

kun: i'll just pick them up.

yangyang: i know you will.