1.
mark: look, chenle, if you don't finish your homework, you're gonna end up at mcdonald's.
chenle: so if i don't do my homework we're going to mcdonald's?????
mark: NO THAT'S NOT-
2.
jeno: i've conquered my fear of ghosts.
mark: that's the spirit!
jeno: OH SHIT WHERE?
3.
renjun: BITCH WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING?
chenle: you told me to bring my grades up.
renjun:
renjun: i did say that [squinting up at the ceiling] lemme see those.
4.
jisung: chenle looks so cute today i gotta praise him when i see him.
chenle: hi.
jisung, sweating: sup shortie haha how's the weather down there lmao i'm gonna fight this nerd.
5.
mark: sometimes when we disagree, you're so passionate i feel like i'm arguing with the sun.
haechan: what??? that's totally crazy, I AM SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME.
6.
jaemin: sorry i have to cancel, i look too ugly to go out and i have a reputation to maintain.
renjun: bitch stop playing you were already ugly when we made the plans. get your ass over here.
7.
jeno: music is so magical, i love how it can take you to another place.
jeno: for example, chewing gum is playing in this room, so i'm going to a different room.
8.
mark: oh yeah, i totally have my life under control and i am thriving as a young adult. i'm really great at being responsible and respectable.
mark: [later that night at 2 a.m. watching "friends" while eating his 5th cup of ramen] i'LL Be ThErE fOr YoUuUuUuUuUuUu WHEN THE RAIN STARTS TO POUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR-
9.
haechan: [takes mark's pen]
jaemin: you need to tell him off! stand up for yourself!
mark [going to haechan]: hey, that's my pen!
jaemin: good! now let him have it!
mark: you can have it!
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.