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mark: look, chenle, if you don't finish your homework, you're gonna end up at mcdonald's.

chenle: so if i don't do my homework we're going to mcdonald's?????

mark: NO THAT'S NOT-


2.


jeno: i've conquered my fear of ghosts.

mark: that's the spirit!

jeno: OH SHIT WHERE?


3.


renjun: BITCH WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING?

chenle: you told me to bring my grades up.

renjun:

renjun: i did say that [squinting up at the ceiling] lemme see those.


4.


jisung: chenle looks so cute today i gotta praise him when i see him.

chenle: hi.

jisung, sweating: sup shortie haha how's the weather down there lmao i'm gonna fight this nerd.


5.


mark: sometimes when we disagree, you're so passionate i feel like i'm arguing with the sun.

haechan: what??? that's totally crazy, I AM SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME.


6.


jaemin: sorry i have to cancel, i look too ugly to go out and i have a reputation to maintain.

renjun: bitch stop playing you were already ugly when we made the plans. get your ass over here.


7.


jeno: music is so magical, i love how it can take you to another place.

jeno: for example, chewing gum is playing in this room, so i'm going to a different room.


8.


mark: oh yeah, i totally have my life under control and i am thriving as a young adult. i'm really great at being responsible and respectable.

mark: [later that night at 2 a.m. watching "friends" while eating his 5th cup of ramen] i'LL Be ThErE fOr YoUuUuUuUuUuUu WHEN THE RAIN STARTS TO POUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR-


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haechan: [takes mark's pen]

jaemin: you need to tell him off! stand up for yourself!

mark [going to haechan]: hey, that's my pen!

jaemin: good! now let him have it!

mark: you can have it! 


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