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1.

chenle: [tripping on nothing]

jisung: haha, what an idiot.

[5 minutes later]

jisung: [punching the air] what's your fucking problem, huh?! what did he ever do to you?!

2.

jaemin: there's nothing worse than people using big words, they don't understand, just to seem smart.

chenle: i totally photosynthesis with you.

3.

jaemin: why did you leave wrestle mania on for the cats?

jeno: they need to learn how to protect themselves.

4.

[chenle and jisung texting]

chenle: mate.

chenle: you wanna go-

jisung: sure.

chenle: on a date with me?

chenle: OOOOHHH YOU DOOO.

chenle: OOOOOOOHHHHHH.

jisung: YOU'RE SAYING THAT AS IF I FELL FOR A CUNNING PRANK-

jisung: I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU EGG-

5.

[renjun falling in love]

renjun: so like i can't get this person out of my head.

renjun: and everyday, i look at them.

renjun: i have this pain in my chest.

renjun: and i know it's their fault.

renjun: that BITCH.

6.

jaemin: good morning jeno! you look beautiful today!

jeno: good morning jae-

jaemin: who am i kidding, you look beautiful every day.

7.

mark: have you ever been cheated on?

jeno: my cats once ran to jaemin first. :<

8.

haechan: lol, what are you gonna do about it? tell my mum?

renjun, seething: i have a knife.

9.

jeno: hello? 911? yeah, hi, i need to be arrested. i accidently stepped on my cat's tail.

911 operator: mr. jeno, we've talked about this...

10.

jisung: hey renjun...