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1.


jisung: i'm a miserable failure.

renjun: yes, you are.

jisung: i've failed my mission.

renjun: yes, you have.

jisung: i really need some words of encouragement.

renjun: yes, you do.

renjun: i'm not gonna help you out though.


2.


jaemin: oh. my. jeno.

mark: you mean god?

jaemin: you worship your own thing, i worship my own thing.


3.


jisung: i hate how people say "on a scale of 1 to 10".

jisung: fucking bold of you to assume i know how to count.


4.


[renjun, about to sit next to haechan]  

haechan: stop, this zone is only for cute people.

renjun, sits down: exactly, so get out. [points at the door]


5.


chenji: thanks man, you just gave us an idea!  

anyone who's known the pair for over an hour: wait! no i- i didn't mean to- give- GIVE IT BACK!


6.


jisung: think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

renjun: if you ask the questions without the usual level of stupid. 


7.


mark: based on statistical evidence, i think i'm immortal.  

haechan: why?  

mark: i haven't died yet.  

haechan: that's... not how that works.


8.


haechan: [trying to comfort a crying baby] what is your fucking problem?  

jeno: try singing a lullaby to it!  

haechan: what iiiiiis your fuuucking problem?


9.


jaemin: oh my god.

jeno: what is it?

jaemin: we're doing that thing couples do and wearing matching clothes~

jeno: for the third time this week, nana, the stylists chose these and we're ALL matching.


10.


mark:

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