1.
jisung: i'm a miserable failure.
renjun: yes, you are.
jisung: i've failed my mission.
renjun: yes, you have.
jisung: i really need some words of encouragement.
renjun: yes, you do.
renjun: i'm not gonna help you out though.
2.
jaemin: oh. my. jeno.
mark: you mean god?
jaemin: you worship your own thing, i worship my own thing.
3.
jisung: i hate how people say "on a scale of 1 to 10".
jisung: fucking bold of you to assume i know how to count.
4.
[renjun, about to sit next to haechan]
haechan: stop, this zone is only for cute people.
renjun, sits down: exactly, so get out. [points at the door]
5.
chenji: thanks man, you just gave us an idea!
anyone who's known the pair for over an hour: wait! no i- i didn't mean to- give- GIVE IT BACK!
6.
jisung: think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
renjun: if you ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
7.
mark: based on statistical evidence, i think i'm immortal.
haechan: why?
mark: i haven't died yet.
haechan: that's... not how that works.
8.
haechan: [trying to comfort a crying baby] what is your fucking problem?
jeno: try singing a lullaby to it!
haechan: what iiiiiis your fuuucking problem?
9.
jaemin: oh my god.
jeno: what is it?
jaemin: we're doing that thing couples do and wearing matching clothes~
jeno: for the third time this week, nana, the stylists chose these and we're ALL matching.
10.
mark:
YOU ARE READING
NCT incorrect
غير روائيNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.