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1.

taeil : if we're being honest, johnny doesn't seem like the best kind of person to text in a crisis.

taeil: i feel like he's the type to text back 5 hours later like "you good?".

2.

yuta: i'm sure you know why i called you here.

winwin: 'cause i accidentally sent you a dick pic...  

yuta: [stops pouring two glasses of wine] accidentally?

3.

johnny: who thinks they could fight me and win?

ten: everybody.

johnny: correct, i'm sensitive.

4.

taeyong: you're getting old.  

johnny: you're getting bald.

5.

yuta: i hate seeing you like this.   

taeil: like how?  

yuta: in person.

6.

winwin, 5 minutes after returning to the dorms: i've been thinking, and i have feelings for you.

yuta: you do?!  

winwin: yes. i feel you're a little annoying.

7.

johnny: help me with this crossword puzzle. i need a 7 letter word for "bottom".

jaehyun: taeyong.

8.

johnny: i am so sorry i left you alone all day, ten.

ten: no, no, being alone is great. i didn't need any attention at all. you know what i did today? no you don't, and you never will.

9.

johnny: hey, have you seen taeyong?

jaehyun: every part of him.

johnny:

jaehyun:

johnny: dude what the fuck?

10. 

winwin: hyung, i'm hungry.

yuta: are you? i'll cook you something  

haechan: yo i'm hungry.

yuta: there's a trash can outside, eat from there.

11.

[jaehyun in bed with taeyong]

jaehyun, seductively: you know, i'm pretty good with my fingers.

taeyong: oh really??

jaehyun: [begins a 3 hour finger puppet recreation of endgame]

12.

johnny: i'd kill anyone for you.

ten: ... well, that's not necessary.

johnny: oh that's a relief. because i'd do it, but it would be a weight i'd have to carry forever.

13.

taeil: do you ever think beds are free property you can jump on?

doyoung: well, if you see it that way, cliffs are free property to jump from too.

14.

taeil: if you choke on water, you fail two of the most basic tasks, drinking and breathing.

johnny: please stop attacking me like this, i'm trying my best here.

15.

taeyong: i believe that you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?

jaehyun: no, you misheard me. i said that it was a "sadness factory."

16.

jaehyun: what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?

taeil: developing a drinking problem.

17.

jungwoo: fellas, is it gay?

doyoung: it is.

yuta: it better be.

18.

ten: okay y'all we're studying geography today.

ten: who can tell me what thunders are and when?

taeyong: clouds thunder when it rains?

johnny: nope, my heart thunders when i see you~

ten: 5 points to johnny for making us feel loved.

taeyong: what the fuck?

19.

taeil: i just wish i could lie in bed in my room and look up to the night sky without having to move. 

johnny: same, like i mean how has nobody ever thought of that and found a solution to it? it's another of the world mysteries i think about.

jungwoo: mankind disappoints me.

doyoung: i have two words for you idiots: glass ceilings.

yuta: "dumb shits" would work too, you know.

20.

ten: i'm so selfless, i'd do anything for my world.

ten: ask the members what i say at the dorms.

doyoung: you only scream johnny's name at ungodly hours. besides talking rubbish.

ten: you see, johnny IS my world. and i show my love for him like that. i would do anything for him.

ten: just as i said, patriotic for my world :)