1.
haechan: remember that time mark made a romantic dinner for me?
jaehyun: shut up. he microwaved a pizza for himself and you stole it.
2.
jaehyun: how long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?
haechan: just give him a minute...
mark: [pushing on a door with a "pull" sign on it]
3.
johnny: [calls mark]
mark: hello.
johnny [locked outside the dorm]: hey mark can you open up for me?
mark: as a kid i was forced to play the flute and i drank grape soda and hated it. i also accidentally ate an ant and kinda liked-
johnny: open the fucking door mark.
4.
jisung: hey hyung, would you like to hang out with us tomorrow?
taeil: sorry, but i've got a doctor's appointment tomorrow.
jisung: just cancel it.
chenle: yeah, tell them you're sick.
taeil:
5.
mark: i have no fears.
sm: we're making another unit!
mark: i have one fear.
6.
kun: where are you taking them?
ten: nowhere.
yangyang: we're going to pole dancing class.
ten: damn it yangyang.
kun: no.
ten: you can't tell me no.
kun: fine, but leave yangyang.
yangyang: i'm already in the car.
kun: what is hendery wearing? ten what did you do to him?
ten: don't talk about my son like that.
hendery: i look cute, fabric will get in the way of our legs and the pole.
ten: that's right.
winwin: hey yuta wants to know if we can film it for him for whatever reason.
yuta [on the phone]: just you winwin.
ten: sure.
kun: no.
7.
haechan: i have a problem.
yuta: does it directly affect me?
haechan: no.
yuta: then suffer in silence.
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.