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xiaojun: can i have more candy?

kun: it'll make you sick.

xiaojun: it will make me happy first :D


2.


xiaojun: yangyang, yangyang, come here boy, come here. oh who's a good boy? who's a good boy?

yangyang: me, me, me, i am.

kun: how many times- he is not a pet. yangyang, you are not a pet.

winwin: then explain this. fetch. [throws a ball]

yangyang: [runs after it]

lucas & hendery: [runs after it too]

kun: no fighting over the ball. lucas do not eat that off the floor. hendery, don't chew on that. yangyang get that ball out of your mouth. ten, what are you doing next to my glass of juice?

ten: nothing. [pushes it over and runs away]

winwin: and you were saying?

kun: we have two dogs, a puppy and a giant cat.

winwin: exactly.


3.


ten: i don't think i can stay on the same group as the person who ruined my life.

kun: for fuck's sake, i'll buy you more coco puffs in the morning. 


4.


kun: why is hendery crying?

yangyang: he took a "which animal are you" quiz.

kun:

hendery: I DON'T WANT TO BE A FRICKIN' HAMSTER!!


5.


lucas: is four a lot?

renjun: depends on the context.

renjun: dollars? no.

renjun: bodies? yes.


6.


xiaojun: do you think that the aliens will be mad when they find out that we've been having the miss universe pageant without them for years?

kun: i think the better question is "xiaojun, why are you in my room at 3 a.m.?"


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hendery: come on. don't be shy. ask me out.

yangyang: okay. get out.


8.


hendery: sorry for the mess.

ten: oh this is nothing, you should see my life.


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