1.
jungwoo: it smells like upholdmyhand in here.
lucas:
lucas: what's up hold my hand?
lucas: wait.
jungwoo: i mean, if you insist.
2.
chenle: what does idc mean?
mark: i don't care.
chenle: well i do so can you please explain it to me.
mark: I DON'T CARE.
chenle: ok fine i'm telling mom you don't want to tell me what it-
mark: oh god NOT doyoung hyung again WAIT-
3.
doyoung: close your eyes.
haechan: [closing his eyes] okay.
doyoung: what do you see?
haechan: nothing.
doyoung: that's what you mean to me.
4.
interviewer: what's it like being in nct?
taeyong: imagine working with completely civilized, responsible and mature people.
interviewer: okay...
taeyong: now throw that idea out the window.
5.
taeyong: what did you two do to get arrested?
yuta: and why didn't you run? what do i always tell you?
renjun: the moment we see an officer run even if we didn't do anything. we tried to run but haechan fell.
haechan: 'cause yangyang pushed me.
taeyong: where's yangyang?
renjun: he got away.
yuta: good. he did the right thing.
taeyong: yuta no! what the hell happened?
haechan: we started a fight in the mall.
renjun: it was three on three. it was awesome
yuta: did you win?
taeyong: yuta stop! what were you thinking?!
renjun: hell yeah we won.
yuta: good, even though you got caught at least you won.
taeyong: yuta go to car.
yuta: but-
taeyong: GO!
6.
[texting]
jungwoo: nose.
jungwoo: i just typed nose with my nose.
lucas: dick.
[jungwoo has left the conversation]
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.