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1.


jungwoo: it smells like upholdmyhand in here.

lucas: 

lucas: what's up hold my hand?

lucas: wait.

jungwoo: i mean, if you insist.


2.


chenle: what does idc mean?

mark: i don't care.

chenle: well i do so can you please explain it to me.

mark: I DON'T CARE.

chenle: ok fine i'm telling mom you don't want to tell me what it-

mark: oh god NOT doyoung hyung again WAIT-


3.


doyoung: close your eyes.

haechan: [closing his eyes] okay.

doyoung: what do you see?

haechan: nothing.

doyoung: that's what you mean to me.


4.


interviewer: what's it like being in nct?

taeyong: imagine working with completely civilized, responsible and mature people.

interviewer: okay...

taeyong: now throw that idea out the window.


5.


taeyong: what did you two do to get arrested?

yuta: and why didn't you run? what do i always tell you?

renjun: the moment we see an officer run even if we didn't do anything. we tried to run but haechan fell.

haechan: 'cause yangyang pushed me.

taeyong: where's yangyang?

renjun: he got away.

yuta: good. he did the right thing.

taeyong: yuta no! what the hell happened?

haechan: we started a fight in the mall.

renjun: it was three on three. it was awesome

yuta: did you win?

taeyong: yuta stop! what were you thinking?!

renjun: hell yeah we won.

yuta: good, even though you got caught at least you won.

taeyong: yuta go to car.

yuta: but-

taeyong: GO!


6.


[texting]

jungwoo: nose.

jungwoo: i just typed nose with my nose.

lucas: dick.

[jungwoo has left the conversation]


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