NCT incorrect

86.

1.

interviewer: so why are you called 127? does it have any significant meaning?

doyoung: okay so as nct is diverse and works in units, nct 127 is based in seoul and seoul lies in the latitud-

mark: yeah yeah, all that shit. long story short, it's 127 because we all can count till 7. 127. geddit?

mark: like, 127. 1-2-7. basically, nct 1-to-7. see? that's what it means hahahahaha right hahaha-

jaehyun, to taeyong: I TOLD YOU TO GAG HIM.

2.

taeil: if it excites you and scares you at the same time you should probably do it.

haechan: time to slap johnny while he's sleeping.

3.

doyoung: [staring at yuta]

yuta: stop staring at me.

doyoung: [still staring]

yuta: what do you want?

doyoung: as i'm sitting here, looking at you, i'm just wondering, how can someone be such an annoying little bitch all the time.

yuta: i don't know, ask haechan.

haechan: i have never done anything to anyone in my life. i am a perfect angel and this is how i'm treated.

yuta: didn't you push mark out of a moving car yesterday?

haechan: he was sitting on my jacket.

4.

jungwoo and lucas: [having a staring contest]

jungwoo: i'm sure i'll win this.

lucas: oh really? how?

jungwoo: easy. if you don't blink, it means you don't love me.

lucas: [immediately blinking 19 times] YOU'RE EVIL.

5.

taeyong: why is it, when something disastrous and drunk happens, it is always you four?

johnny: [covered in glitter and wearing sunglasses indoors]

ten: [sporting a hickey the size of planet earth on his neck]

mark: [with a split lip and a shiner]

jaehyun: [covered in pancake batter]

6.

lucas: hi! i don't think we've talked. would you mind holding this for me? thank you.

[lucas headbutts kun, then turns to jungwoo]

lucas: we should leave.

7.

taeyong: [calling roll] taeil?

taeil: here.

taeyong: punk ass bitch mark?