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1.


ten: [unbuttoning shirt]

ten: god it's so hot in here.

johnny: i got that, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?


2.


taeil: aww look at the turtle, i love turtles.

jaehyun: that's a frog.

taeil: well that's your opinion.


3.


taeyong: i'd like to yell to get my feelings out.

jaehyun: if you need it then go right ahead.

taeyong, softly: aaaaaaaaaaa.

jaehyun: yell like a man, watch.

jaehyun: hey yuta, winwin said he liked taeil better than you.

yuta, at the top of his lungs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

jaehyun: see? 


4.


ten: if you weren't such a hateful ass bitch then i'd be your friend.

doyoung: if you weren't such an annoying attention-seeking slut i'd care about you.

kun: you're both equally insufferable. ten a little more though.

ten: fuck you then.

kun: and that's why we don't like you.

[meanwhile]

johnny: are you two cold?

yuta: just my feet.

taeyong: and my nose.

johnny: there's only one solution. [throws a blanket over the three of them]

johnny, taeyong, & yuta: cuddle time!

johnny: with?

yuta: footsies!

taeyong: and bunny kisses!


5.


taeyong: jaehyun, eyes up here.

jaehyun: sorry, i got distracted by your lips.


6.


johnny: i'm sort of a chicken magnet.

jaehyun: don't you mean a chick ma-

[sounds of distant bawk-bawking getting louder]

johnny: we need to go NOW.


7.


yuta: winwin, this is a... a really special moment and... well, i think we should celebrate it by... getting married.

winwin: no.

yuta: engaged?

winwin: no.

yuta: going steady?

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