1.
ten: [unbuttoning shirt]
ten: god it's so hot in here.
johnny: i got that, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
2.
taeil: aww look at the turtle, i love turtles.
jaehyun: that's a frog.
taeil: well that's your opinion.
3.
taeyong: i'd like to yell to get my feelings out.
jaehyun: if you need it then go right ahead.
taeyong, softly: aaaaaaaaaaa.
jaehyun: yell like a man, watch.
jaehyun: hey yuta, winwin said he liked taeil better than you.
yuta, at the top of his lungs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
jaehyun: see?
4.
ten: if you weren't such a hateful ass bitch then i'd be your friend.
doyoung: if you weren't such an annoying attention-seeking slut i'd care about you.
kun: you're both equally insufferable. ten a little more though.
ten: fuck you then.
kun: and that's why we don't like you.
[meanwhile]
johnny: are you two cold?
yuta: just my feet.
taeyong: and my nose.
johnny: there's only one solution. [throws a blanket over the three of them]
johnny, taeyong, & yuta: cuddle time!
johnny: with?
yuta: footsies!
taeyong: and bunny kisses!
5.
taeyong: jaehyun, eyes up here.
jaehyun: sorry, i got distracted by your lips.
6.
johnny: i'm sort of a chicken magnet.
jaehyun: don't you mean a chick ma-
[sounds of distant bawk-bawking getting louder]
johnny: we need to go NOW.
7.
yuta: winwin, this is a... a really special moment and... well, i think we should celebrate it by... getting married.
winwin: no.
yuta: engaged?
winwin: no.
yuta: going steady?
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Literatura FaktuNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.