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64.

1.

lucas: the moon... it's so pretty...  

hendery: it really is... 

xiaojun: are you gonna tell them that's a tortilla you threw at the window?

yangyang: nope.

2.

hendery: i need a doctor's appointment.

receptionist: okay, how about... [checks bookings] how about 10 tomorrow?

hendery: no i don't need that many.

3.

xiaojun and yangyang: [throwing food at each other]

kun: could you try to be a little more mature?

yangyang: ok.

yangyang [screaming]: TAXES!

yangyang: [punches xiaojun in the face]

4.

kun, looking at the news: where were you two? 

hendery: ten was having a hard time with his feelings.

kun: so he killed someone? 

hendery: well MAYBE he was feeling STABBY.

5.

[hendery and xiaojun as detectives]

xiaojun: he must've drow-

hendery: looks like he died trying to drink this entire swimming pool.

6.

air traffic control: captain, what is your height and position? 

lucas, a pilot: i don't know i'm like 183 cm and sitting.

7.

hendery: do you want a guacamole ball? 

taeyong: a what? 

hendery: a guacamole ball.

kun, sighing: he means an avocado.

8.

kun: the internet isn't your diary.

yangyang: yeah i know that.

[later] 

yangyang: what's up twitter today i cried in the mcdonald's washroom.

9.

hendery: gas is like $40 per full tank.

hendery: carrots are like $1 per pound.

xiaojun: so what???

hendery: i'm getting a FUCKING HORSE.