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1.

kun: wanna see a magic trick?

yangyang: no.

kun, holding a deck of cards: pick a card, any card.

yangyang: [takes kun's credit card]

kun: that's not-

2.

interviewer: what is yangyang to you? 

xiaojun: the reason i wake up every morning. 

interviewer: awww-

[earlier] yangyang, banging xiaojun's door: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP-

3.

kun: where is everybody?

yangyang: xiaojun had nervousness issues, hendery is looking after him, winwin went back to bed, ten is trying to kill lucas, and i'm in charge.

4.  

hendery: the ocean has meat, salt and veg in it, it's technically a big thing of soup.

lucas: but it's cold.

yangyang: conspiracy theory - global warming is to make the soup hotter.

5.

kun: what does "mood" mean?

yangyang: like my current mood or whatever.

kun: why did you comment that under a video of a gorilla throwing his own shit?

6.

hendery: JUST REALIZED WE DON'T KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE. THEY COULD'VE SPOKEN FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW!

xiaojun: please, it's too early-

yangyang: GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL.

7.

hendery: there is nothing you can say to stop me!

lucas: oh really? what if i say blargen fedidle clakug hip?

hendery:

hendery: well i must say this slowed me down a little.

8.

yangyang: it's nice to be wanted, you know?

xiaojun: NOT BY THE LAW-

9.

kun: we need to distract them.

winwin: i've got this.

winwin: [turns around] centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. 

kun: ...

lucas, hendery and yangyang: [arguing loudly]

10.

ten: you fools, that's not bigfoot screaming in the woods. that's me having an existential crisis.

11.

hendery: [on call] hey i miss you.

kun: i miss you too.

kun: but you know what else you're missing?

kun: those 14 missing assignments, go finish them.

hendery: but i-

kun: i don't care go finish them.

12.

lucas: i dated this girl for three months and she said she's ready to meet my parents.

lucas: girl, chill, i waited for nine months before i meet my own parents.

13.

yangyang: as an adult, i can eat a whole birthday cake by myself. who's going to stop me?  

kun: me.   

yangyang: you have no authority over me. i do what i want.   

kun: you have to share your cake.   

yangyang: i do what i want!   

[later]

hendery: yangyang, why are you eating a cake in my closet?   

yangyang: kun might have a little authority over me.

14. 

xiaojun: it's hilarious when people tell me i'm laid back because i've pretty much been screaming nonstop in my head since wayv.

15.

lucas: how do you manage to hold your breath for so long?

kun: you see, the trick is not caring whether you live or die.  

16. 

xiaojun: how do you feel?

hendery: [has been crying for two hours, with tears running down his face]

hendery: [checks his mood ring]

hendery: happy and relaxed.

17.

winwin: when you lose something, it actually helps to say the name of the thing you're looking for.

ten: dignity.

xiaojun: innocence.

yangyang: kun's wallet.

18.

winwin: stay with me here. say you had a stereotypical relationship between a man and a woman...  

ten: you lost me.

19.

kun: did you know that penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? just like children.

wayv: [sweats nervously]

20. 

yangyang: can i have a slice of cake from the fridge?

ten: what's the rule?

yangyang, sighing: no cake after dinner...

ten: that's kun's rule. my rule is that you have to bring me a slice too.