1.
[at a restaurant]
jisung: you know... uh... you shouldn't be using a straw...
chenle: i know, i know. it's bad for the environment.
jisung: no it's just a weird way of eating spaghetti.
2.
[first day as a bartender]
customer: i'll have a martini dry.
mark, staring at the all liquid ingredients: i don't know how to tell you this.
3.
chenle: renjun is washing the dishes and i just heard him say, "who do you work for! who's your contact!'' while repeatedly pushing a glass under the water.
jeno: at least he's having fun?
4.
haechan: so i have this beautiful rock.
haechan: mark gave it to me.
mark: i threw it at you.
haechan: he's so sweet.
5.
jeno: do you ever see something that changes your life and you're just like, huh?
jaemin: i saw you.
jeno: honestly that was so sweet and nice but now it's awkward because i was just going to show you this drawing of us as cats that jisung made.
6.
[jaemin and jeno knock on renjun's bedroom door]
renjun: who is it?
jaemin: it's us, we just wanna talk.
renjun: how many of you are there?
jeno: 2.
renjun: then talk to each other.
7.
cop: what are your names?
jisung: don't tell him, chenle.
cop [writing down]: chenle...
jisung: shit.
chenle: nice going, jisung.
cop:
jisung: oh fuck.
8.
jisung: [tapping on the counter]
chenle: [tapping back furiously]
jaemin: what are they doing?
renjun: they learned morse code so they could talk shit without us knowing.
chenle, out loud: SAY IT TO MY FACE, COWARD.
jaemin: they sound happy.
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.