1.
johnny: [kisses ten's cheeks]
ten: what is this?
johnny: affection?
ten: disgusting.
johnny:
ten: do it again.
2.
winwin: what are you reading?
yuta: just a book of the things i love.
winwin, looking over: those are just pictures of me-
yuta: what a coincidence.
3.
taeyong: jumping out of a helicopter is dangerous. they say one in five people don't even make it to the ground.
jaehyun: what do you mean they don't make it to the ground? where do they go?!
4.
johnny: why is your hand on my butt?
ten: it was an accident.
johnny:
ten:
johnny: why is it still there?
ten: it's still an accident.
5.
johnny: just forget about it, nobody got hurt.
taeil: i - i had a concussion.
johnny: well, no one got seriously hurt.
taeil: I WAS IN THE ER FOR SIX HOURS!
6.
taeyong: winwin, how was today?
winwin: someone pushed me over.
taeyong: did you push them back?
winwin: no, they were bigger than me.
taeyong: hm, okay. yuta?
yuta: [cracks knuckles] i'm on it.
7.
yuta: uh oh.
taeyong: what?
yuta: somebody's in love...
taeyong: yeah, right. i just think jaehyun's cool, okay?
taeyong: it's not like i lay awake at night thinking about him.
taeyong: [later that night]
taeyong: oh, no.
8.
[during an interview]
yuta: i never make the same mistake twice.
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.