NCT incorrect

69.

1. 

jungwoo: lucas and i are dating.

nct: [all gasp]

jungwoo: lucas, why are YOU surprised? 

lucas: 

lucas: i don't wanna feel left out.

2. 

taeyong: haechan and renjun got into a fight with strangers and you all did nothing.

yuta: i coached them from the side.

doyoung: i clearly yelled "beat their asses".

johnny: i too coached them from the side.

ten: i recorded it and uploaded it to youtube.

yuta: we did all the important things.

doyoung: they won and that's all that matters.

3.

taeyong: lucas, no!  

lucas, confused: what?  

taeyong: sorry, force of habit. yuta, no!

4. 

[baby crying noises coming from next room]

cable guy: how old's your kid?

taeyong: that's haechan. he's 17.

5. 

jeno: you did not give birth to jisung. that is completely impossible.

jaemin: yes i did, i gave birth to him, he is my son.

jeno: by that logic doyoung gave birth to me.

doyoung: i did give birth to you.

chenle: then that means taeyong gave birth to me.

kun: no, i did.

chenle: why couldn't taeyong give birth to me?

kun: what?

chenle: i love you.

yangyang: did you give birth to me too?

kun: i don't even know who the hell you are.

taeyong: i gave birth to you yangyang.

yangyang: [gasp] MAMA!!!

chenle: NOT FAIR!

kun: really?!

chenle: i mean... i love you.

6. 

johnny: i'm 48 cheetos tall.

taeil: why the hell would you measure yourself in cheetos?

mark: we were out of doritos.

7. 

yuta: i just ended a five-year relationship.