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dog: [barking]

taeyong: jisung please make the dog stop.

jisung: [starts barking too]

dog: [barks back]

jisung: he says he won't.

taeyong:

taeyong: what the fuck is wrong with this family?


2.


taeyong to johnny and taeil: i just heard jaemin and renjun talking about how they are going to decorate the house after we die, so we're sleeping in shifts now.


3.


yuta: what are you doing?

renjun: [pouring gasoline on the floor] burning the house down.

yuta: renjun, what do i always tell you?

renjun: don't leave any evidence?

yuta: and you have your fingerprints all over that can of gasoline.

yuta: now go get rid of it, put on gloves and get a new one.

chenle: or maybe leave the can inside when you set the house on fire.

yuta: no, they'll still know, they always find out.

taeyong: yuta can you stop-


4.


jeno: why can't i hang out with jaemin anymore?

doyoung: cause HE [points to jaehyun] raised jaemin.

doyoung: and HE hangs out with HIM [points to johnny doing a keg stand with a keg full of ice coffee while jaehyun holds his feet]


5.


jisung: hyungs it's time to come out!!

nct: [trying to stay quiet]

ten : I'M GAY 


6.


chenle: yuta gave me a get better soon card.

jeno: aww, that's sweet!

chenle: i wasn't sick, he just thought i could do better.


7.


doyoung: i think mark's possessed by a demon.

johnny: haechan's just bossing him around and making him do things.

doyoung: yeah, like i said, he's possessed by a demon.


8.


jisung, kicking open the door: JONATHAN!

johnny, startles: jesus! 

jisung: nah, just me. can you help me with my homework?


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