1.
dog: [barking]
taeyong: jisung please make the dog stop.
jisung: [starts barking too]
dog: [barks back]
jisung: he says he won't.
taeyong:
taeyong: what the fuck is wrong with this family?
2.
taeyong to johnny and taeil: i just heard jaemin and renjun talking about how they are going to decorate the house after we die, so we're sleeping in shifts now.
3.
yuta: what are you doing?
renjun: [pouring gasoline on the floor] burning the house down.
yuta: renjun, what do i always tell you?
renjun: don't leave any evidence?
yuta: and you have your fingerprints all over that can of gasoline.
yuta: now go get rid of it, put on gloves and get a new one.
chenle: or maybe leave the can inside when you set the house on fire.
yuta: no, they'll still know, they always find out.
taeyong: yuta can you stop-
4.
jeno: why can't i hang out with jaemin anymore?
doyoung: cause HE [points to jaehyun] raised jaemin.
doyoung: and HE hangs out with HIM [points to johnny doing a keg stand with a keg full of ice coffee while jaehyun holds his feet]
5.
jisung: hyungs it's time to come out!!
nct: [trying to stay quiet]
ten : I'M GAY
6.
chenle: yuta gave me a get better soon card.
jeno: aww, that's sweet!
chenle: i wasn't sick, he just thought i could do better.
7.
doyoung: i think mark's possessed by a demon.
johnny: haechan's just bossing him around and making him do things.
doyoung: yeah, like i said, he's possessed by a demon.
8.
jisung, kicking open the door: JONATHAN!
johnny, startles: jesus!
jisung: nah, just me. can you help me with my homework?
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.