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1.


mark: god bless you.

johnny: not lately.


2.


taeyong: just because you can try something doesn't mean you should.

jisung, mixing avocado with peanut butter: he's got a point, chenle.

chenle: i think he was referring to you. [takes a sip of coffee with salt]


3.


taeil: ...so i'm always the lonely man aren't i?

taeyong: [kissing jaehyun] don't be so hard on yourself.

mark: [holding haechan's hand] what are you talking about? we're all gonna find the other half sooner or later.

johnny: [lying on ten's lap] perhaps you should go out more often.

winwin [spoonfeeding yuta]: you have all of us here with you don't worry.

taeil:

taeil: that doesn't help you know.


4.


johnny: haechan, that's it, you're grounded. i found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. i didn't raise you to be such a nerd.


5.


lucas: oh come on i wasn't jealous! that's ridiculous!

jungwoo: you yelled at the guy because he asked me if I wanted a drink.

lucas: so?

jungwoo: he was a waiter!


6.


ten: [sneezes]

johnny: bless you.

ten: i'm already blessed everyday i spend with you.

johnny: ten.

ten: johnny.

renjun: moomin.


7.


jisung: dad, are you disappointed that i married a man?

taeyong: of course not. you see, jaehyun and i have been husbands for years.

taeyong: but i am disappointed because you two exchanged your last name. what the fuck is park chenle and zhong jisung?


8.


mark: there's someone in this house who's possessed by an owl.

jungwoo: who?

mark: that's the thing, we don't know-

mark: [narrows eyes]


9.


taeyong: so kids, what do you do if you find a dead person?

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