NCT incorrect

47.

1.

jeno: can you turn the lights on? 

jaemin: i don't have to. you're the only light i need in my life.

jeno: i-

haechan: WE CAN'T FUCKING SEE!

2.

renjun, looking into the first aid kit: why the hell would you fill this with cheetos?!

jeno, bleeding out: it was funny at the time.

3.

jeno: excuse me, i lost my cats. can i make an announcement?

store clerk: of course.

jeno: [leans into mic] meow meow meow meow meow-

4.

jaemin: chenle, why did you eat half a box of crayons?

chenle: jisung dared me.

jisung: i didn't think you'd eat all of them. what's wrong with you?

chenle: can i eat the rest?

jaemin: chenle no.

5.

renjun: i want to be a caterpillar.

chenle: why?

renjun: eat a lot. sleep for a while. wake up beautiful.

chenle: you do know they have a life span of about a week, right?

renjun: that's just a bonus.

6.

mark [about himself and haechan]: all i heard was "i swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.

7.

haechan: look, i know how bad you must feel right now, but by tomorrow morning, i guarantee you'll feel much worse.

mark: that doesn't make me feel any better.

haechan: i know, goodnight.

8.

renjun: what's your favorite high school memory?

mark:

mark: leaving.

9.

mark: hey look, i'm melting butter!

haechan: that's great honey, you have the cooking skills of a hot day.

10.

jisung: i wanna do something b a d.