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1.

doyoung: are you a newspaper?

ten: no, why?

doyoung: because there's a new issue with you every fucking day.

2.

winwin: so i said to yuta "what do you fear most?"

winwin: and he said, "i fear you're going to leave me and i'll be all alone. what do you fear most?"

winwin: and i said, "bears".

3.

taeyong: dinner is on the table!

jaehyun: [walks into the kitchen to see taeyong sitting seductively on the table]

jaehyun:

jaehyun: but it's lasagna night...

4.

doyoung: so usually i love my ability to come up with savage comebacks.

doyoung: but earlier i was wondering if i had a type and immediately told myself "yeah. unattainable".

doyoung: and i almost cried on the spot.

5.

johnny: isn't the idea supposed to be "you saved my life, now i owe you a debt?"

ten: nope. the other way. you saved my life, so now i'm your problem. if you don't like it, then kill me.

6.

taeil: don't be ashame of who you are.

yuta: aw tha- 

taeil: that's my job.

7.

taeyong: i'm getting a solo.

jungwoo: does that mean you'll get more money to get me ice cream?

8.

doyoung: why do you take such hot showers?

ten: i'm practicing for hell.

9.

johnny: there is no such thing as giving up in my dictionary.

taeil: i'll buy you a new dictionary.

10.

doyoung: can you do me a favor?

ten: sure, what is it?

doyoung: follow me.

[leads him to a cliff]

ten: ok now what?

doyoung: jump.

11.

yuta: i'm convinced the only man who could love jungwoo more than lucas is a drunk lucas.

yuta, looking over to a drunk lucas wrestling jungwoo so he can smooch his cheek, sighing heavily: i'm always right.

12.

kun: sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

doyoung: hey guys let's all throw sticks and stones at kun.

kun: tHaTs nOt WhAt I mEaNt-

13.

taeil: miss me with that "weapon accuracy" shit. i'm shooting everything. i'm laying down cover fire. i'm shooting the walls. i'm shooting my teammates. i'm shooting myself. my accuracy is 100%, you just don't know what i'm aiming at.

14.

jaehyun: caffeine no longer gives me the rush i need to finish work, so, instead, i have taeyong periodically text me "we need to talk" to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going.

15.

doyoung: i was walking and a saw an ugly person.

ten: so?

doyoung: i had to call your name out to make sure it wasn't you.

16.

johnny, arguing: [opens a closet] all these clothes but you NEVER FUCKING CHANGE.

ten: [points aggressively] all those hangers but you can NEVER FIND TIME TO HANG WITH ME.

17.

[texting]

taeyong: i reset my phone and i need every one's number back. can you help me jungwoo?

jungwoo: how did you know it was me? 

taeyong: because the first thing that you sent me after my phone finish resetting was "can you pick up some ice cream for me?".

18.

yuta: [drunk] time zones fucking suck.

yuta: you know what we should do?

yuta: blow up the moon.

yuta: no night no time zones.

winwin: [also drunk, in china] genius.

19.

ten: johnny has dandruff so what do i do? 

taeil: give him head and shoulder.

[10 minutes later]

ten: okay now how do i give him shoulder? 

taeil: i-

20.

taeyong: tell me your strengths.

jungwoo: i'm a decision maker.

taeyong: tell me your weaknesses.

jungwoo: ...i'm a bad decision maker.