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1.

renjun: i was trying to be nice!

kun: how is threatening to shank someone in the leg nice?

renjun: i said trying, not succeeding. 

2.

renjun, playing with chenle's phone: nice phone.

chenle: give it back!

renjun: make me.

chenle: i'm telling mom!

renjun: no you are not.

chenle and renjun running to kun: MOM! 

3.

lucas: CH CH CH CH CHEWING- 

ten: you better stfu before i ch ch ch ch choke you- 

4.

winwin: if yangyang gave you 10 cookies and he ate half of them, what would the result be?

ten: damn.

ten: i don't know.

ten: a dead yangyang? maybe?

winwin: i-

5.

[making dinner]

kun: alright, let's roast this chicken.

hendery: okay [turns to chicken] the only time you ever got laid was the day you were born.

6.

winwin: why is lucas yelling?

xiaojun: something about his hat, i don't know.

lucas, to ten: what do you mean my bucket hat can't hold water? IT'S A BUCKET HAT. 

7.

renjun: winwin, i think you should play the role of my father.

winwin: wait what? i don't want to be your father.

renjun: great, you already know the lines. 

8.

yangyang: you there god?

yangyang: it's me.

yangyang: first of all, what the fuck?

9.

chenle: guys, how are babies made?

kun: someone tell him about the birds and the bees.

renjun: they're disappearing at an alarming rate. 

10.

lucas: so you remember the plan if i ever get shot right?

chenle: of course.

lucas: tell me.

chenle: in the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, i am to sing MMMM WHATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances.

lucas: good.

11.

renjun: kun, is "idiot" a bad word?

kun: no, but it's not a nice word to call someone.

renjun, to chenle: I WAS RIGHT, FUCKER.

kun:

12.

yangyang: i can't make out the words in this email.

yangyang: [puts on glasses] that should do the trick.

yangyang:

yangyang: oh i can't read. 

13.

winwin: renjun, why is there blood everywhere?

renjun: i may have aggressively poked someone... with a knife...

winwin: you stabbed someone?!

renjun: no, no! i aggressively poked them with a knife.

14.

renjun: okay google, how do i get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

google: the best revenge is letting go and living well.

renjun:

renjun: bing, how do i get- 

15.

ten: i blame you.

yangyang: for what? what did i do?

ten: i don't know but it's just the three of us here and i feel like something bad's going to happen and it will be your fault.

yangyang: but lucas is here too.

lucas: [laying on the ground] hi mr. turtle. how are you? do you want to be my friend?

yangyang: ... nevermind your judgement is fair.

16.

kun: what the hell did you do last night?

chenle: i embarrassed myself, my family name, and possibly my country.

hendery: so the usual? 

17.

yangyang: i'm so happy i want to shout it from the rooftops!

winwin: and you have. we've gotten several noise complaints.

18.

kun: lucas would throw himself in front of a moving car for you. 

ten: lucas would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun. 

19.

renjun: hey, what time is it?

lucas: pass me the trumpet.

lucas: [plays trumpet very loudly]

kun, several stories up: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT 2 A.M.-

lucas: it's 2 a.m.

20.

chenle: can i go ride my skateboard outside?

kun: whatever, i'm not your mom.

[chenle runs off]

kun: NOT IN THE STREET!