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1. 

yangyang: would you rather fight a bunch of preschoolers or-

chenle: i want to fight preschoolers.

yangyang: that's not even the whole-

chenle: those kids are getting slapped.

2. 

renjun: die.

yangyang: please don't.

renjun: DIE!

yangyang: PLEASE DON'T DIE!

kun [confused]: why are they yelling at that plant?

winwin: they bought it together so yangyang wanted renjun to accept it as their child.

3.

kun: i've got this completely under control!

renjun: is that why everything's on fire?

4.

ten: you just have to play with the cards you're dealt with.

ten: lucas? he's an ace.

ten: yangyang is the king up my sleeve.

ten: winwin is my queen.

ten: i'm obviously the joker.

ten: and renjun is the instruction card no one needs and that you throw away.

5.

lucas: people who sleep without socks on are weird.

ten: people who sleep WITH socks on are not to be trusted.

kun: people who sleep are weird.

chenle: i was a sock once.

6.

yangyang: why am i here?

kun: because you're easily distracted. 

yangyang: what? when it comes to focus, i am sharper-

kun: [pulls out a snickers bar]

yangyang: oooooo-

7.

chenle, after hitting his hand on the table: ow! my armkle!

hendery: your what?

renjun, not even looking up from his book: his wrist.

8.

kun: you need to react when people talk to you.

renjun: i did hyung. i rolled my eyes.

9.

kun: what kind of sounds annoy you?

xiaojun: are we talking real sounds, or imaginary ones?

kun, now interested: let's say imaginary. 

xiaojun: spiders wearing flip flops.

10.

chenle: what if the only reason we can't walk through mirrors is because our reflections block us?

lucas: what if they're protecting us though? what if they know that the other side is horrifying?

chenle: what if we're the reflections-

ten: what if you two shut up? it's 4 am.

11.

kun: can you please take out the trash? 

ten: sure. lucas, where do you wanna go? 

12.

yangyang: [walks in with a lightbulb in his mouth]

winwin: what the hell are you doing?

yangyang: i was having a light snack. [walks out]

xiaojun: [also walks in with a lightbulb in his mouth]

yangyang: [yelling from the other room] I ALREADY DID THAT JOKE.

xiaojun: THIS WAS MY IDEA YOU LEECH HOW DARE YOU-

kun: what is happening to this family...

13.

hendery: snakes never go to a restaurant because they don't have fingers to point out the words they can't pronounce on the menu.

winwin: that's the only reason why they can't go to a restaurant?

hendery: yes why else wouldn't they go to a restaurant?

14.

yangyang: you into cars?

lucas: yes it truely was a masterpiece of films.

yangyang: no i mean like are you a car person?

lucas: i'm a human.

15.

hendery: thanks for getting us some food- 

ten: bold of you to assume that i'll share.

16.

yangyang: i hate it when people ask "what is the stupidest thing you've ever done?". like awfully bold to assume i've reached my peak already. 

17.

kun: are you drinking enough water?

ten: sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

kun: what?

ten: what?

18.

ten: i'm off to do something stupid.

lucas: hold the fuck up! not without me.

hendery: and me!

19.

xiaojun: send dudes.

yangyang: ... you mean nudes?

xiaojun: i'm in a fight. i need more men.

20.

lucas: oh i am a genius.

lucas: instead of purchasing one sandwich, i can purchase the materials: bread, soap, etc and make more than one sandwich.

winwin: ...soap?