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jisung: it's not going to work, i'm no snitch. 

taeyong: fine then.

taeyong: let's try something else. tag a friend that you recently stole a dog with.

jisung: LMAOOOO @chenle


2.


johnny: there's only one thing worse than hating nct!

johnny: [pulls paper to reveal "dream"] BOOM.

yuta: [gasp] the dream members.

johnny: no-


3.


johnny, bursting into the room: it's missing!

taeyong: what's missing?

johnny: t-the THING!

taeyong, turning a bit to show jisung sitting behind him: what thing?

johnny, sighing in relief: oh there it is.

taeyong: wh- you meant our CHILD!


4.


haechan: move i'm gay.

ten: i'm gay too, so wait your fucking turn.


5.


chensung: hyung, long time no see.

johnny: should've been longer...


6.


chenle: [walks in]

johnny: [with a camera] ooh there he go! there he go! there he go! look at the most handsomest boy in the world!

chenle: [poses]

johnny: yes! work! the camera loves you!

doyoung: johnny, stop you're so embarrassing right now.

jeno: [walks in]

doyoung: [takes johnny's camera] look at you! smile! yes! bigger! now serious! now angelic and innocent! yes!

jisung: i want attention.

jaemin: :D

jisung: not from you.

jaemin: :(


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the dreamies: you called us useless. you called us incompetent. you called us zeroes in the sack. 

taeyong: never happened. 

haechan: well, someone said it to me last night. oh, must have been doyoung.


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jisung: you aren't coming with me?  

taeyong: jisung, i'm not your mom.  

taeyong, handing jisung a lunchbox: here are your sandwiches. i'll pick you up at five.


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