1.
jisung: it's not going to work, i'm no snitch.
taeyong: fine then.
taeyong: let's try something else. tag a friend that you recently stole a dog with.
jisung: LMAOOOO @chenle
2.
johnny: there's only one thing worse than hating nct!
johnny: [pulls paper to reveal "dream"] BOOM.
yuta: [gasp] the dream members.
johnny: no-
3.
johnny, bursting into the room: it's missing!
taeyong: what's missing?
johnny: t-the THING!
taeyong, turning a bit to show jisung sitting behind him: what thing?
johnny, sighing in relief: oh there it is.
taeyong: wh- you meant our CHILD!
4.
haechan: move i'm gay.
ten: i'm gay too, so wait your fucking turn.
5.
chensung: hyung, long time no see.
johnny: should've been longer...
6.
chenle: [walks in]
johnny: [with a camera] ooh there he go! there he go! there he go! look at the most handsomest boy in the world!
chenle: [poses]
johnny: yes! work! the camera loves you!
doyoung: johnny, stop you're so embarrassing right now.
jeno: [walks in]
doyoung: [takes johnny's camera] look at you! smile! yes! bigger! now serious! now angelic and innocent! yes!
jisung: i want attention.
jaemin: :D
jisung: not from you.
jaemin: :(
7.
the dreamies: you called us useless. you called us incompetent. you called us zeroes in the sack.
taeyong: never happened.
haechan: well, someone said it to me last night. oh, must have been doyoung.
8.
jisung: you aren't coming with me?
taeyong: jisung, i'm not your mom.
taeyong, handing jisung a lunchbox: here are your sandwiches. i'll pick you up at five.
9.
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NCT incorrect
No FicciónNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.