1.
ten: is 3 fingers too much?
taeyong: not at all! most of us have 10.
2.
host: during what month of pregnancy does a woman start to show?
jaehyun: september.
host:
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jaehyun:
host:
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jaehyun: oh my god, i'm an idiot.
3.
host: name something you might buy that could turn out to be a phony.
jungwoo: a horse.
host: ... what?
jungwoo: you know, you could be buying a what you think is a full-sized horse but it's actually a phony.
host:
jungwoo: it's a small horse. a phony.
host:
taeil: you're really lucky that you're at least as cute as you are dumb.
4.
host: name one of the most precious gems.
yuta: winwin.
host:
yuta: he's a precious diamond in the rough.
winwin: :)
host:
5.
host: name something russia is famous for.
johnny: russians.
host:
taeyong: i mean he's not wrong though.
6.
doyoung: my favorite line to use in an argument is, "i don't need to take this from someone who sucks toes." it shuts down anyone who does suck toes and completely baffles and frightens anyone who doesn't. either way, i win.
ten: please just stop.
doyoung: i don't need to take this from someone who sucks toes.
ten: IT WAS ONE FUCKING TIME JESUS.
7.
taeyong: i don't get jealous easily.
someone @jaehyun: hey.
taeyong:
taeyong: jaehyun who the fuck is that?
8.
police officer: we've found the man who stole your identity and was impersonating you.
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.