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1.

renjun: what kind of match sticks are these? not a single one of them is lighting up!  

jisung: what are you talking about? i checked every single one of them before coming to you and they all worked!

2.

[after robbing a bank]

jisung: wow, we stole a million dollars! not bad for our first try, don't ya think?  

chenle: yeah! let's split it as 50-50!  

jisung: ...

jisung: what about the rest of the 999,900?

chenle:

3.

[nomin fighting]

jaemin: take what's yours and leave!

jeno: fine!

jeno: [picks up jaemin]

jaemin: [softly] fuck-

4.

jaemin: you're late.

jeno: you're stunning.

jaemin:

jaemin: you're forgiven.

5.

mark: it must be nice to have a boyfriend.

jaemin: jeno is not my boyfriend.

mark: i didn't mention a name.

6.

chenle: if you dress like that people will think you're trying to attract boys.

haechan: that's the plan, but thanks for pointing it out.

7.

chenle: guys i'm going to be vegan.

jeno: are you sure?

jisung: yeah remember when you tried to give up sugar?

jaemin: you ate an entire bag of powdered sugar and started shaking.

chenle: yes i'm sure, chicken's vegan right?

jeno: no, it's not. it's an animal.

chenle: cheese is vegan though right?

jisung: there's dairy free cheese but you can't eat real cheese.

chenle: i give up, i'm going to eat a bucket of chicken and block of cheese to make up for the time i spent vegan.

mark: it's been less than five minutes.

8.

renjun: has anybody ever told you something, and on the outside you're all "sure" but on the inside you're all "that is the stupidest thing i've ever heard, i hope you get hit by a bus and never talk again"?  

jaemin:  

jaemin: is this about anyone in particular?

renjun:

renjun: no.

9.

haechan: it seems like everything makes me sad, except for you.

mark: aww that's so-  

haechan: you make me angry.

10.

jaemin: [blows jisung a kiss from across the rooms]

jisung: [catches it]

jaemin: :)

jisung: [walks over to the window and tosses it outside]

jisung: grow up, hyung.

11.

chenle and jisung: [reach for the burger at the same time, hands touch, look into each other's eyes, magic moment plays, rose petals fall from the sky]

mark and haechan: [reach for the burger at the same time, hands touch]

haechan: get the fuck off my mcdonald's.

12.

mark: i just put "one minute of sleep" on my amazon wish list.

mark: it's currently unavailable.

13.

haechan: [jealous] that guy wanted to buy you a drink.

mark: really? but i already have a drink... do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?

14.

jaemin: maybe the real treasure was friends we made along the way.

renjun: where the fuck is the gold?

15.

mark: look, i'm going to be frank...

jisung: okay, but can i still be jisung?

16.

haechan: next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you "what really happened", present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth.

renjun: the moon landing is fake!!

haechan: pfft, you believe in the moon?

17.

jaemin: worst place to be stung by bees is the club, because it just looks like you're doing cool dance moves. sure you win the dance off but at what cost?

18.

chenle: ... what are you doing?

jisung: jaemin told me i need to drink more fluids, so i'm waiting for this ice cream to melt.

19.

mark: the best part about being an adult is being able to eat 40 tater tots for dinner and no one can stop you.

mark: the worst part is that no one is there to say that eating 40 tater tots for dinner is a bad idea.

20.

renjun: congratulations. you've just won gold, silver and bronze in the morons olympics!  

haechan:   

chenle:   

jisung: so who won the gold?