NCT incorrect

112.

1.

mark: we have a problem.

renjun: gotcha, here's a box full of knives.

mark:

mark: okay, we have two problems.

2.

[on valentine's day]

haechan, reading mark's note: mark says he's gonna give me an hour of pleasure tonight.

haechan: oh wow.

[later, after mark's one hour guitar solo]

mark: you look disappointed.

3.

haechan: you look happy. let me guess, your sandwich fell on the floor at the restaurant, and they gave it to you for free.

chenle: no. can you do that? why doesn't everyone just drop their sandwiches on the floor?

haechan: i was trying to insult you.

chenle: and instead you gave me an amazing life-hack.

4.

jisung, to renjun: you've got one foot in the darkness and the other one in a hello kitty roller skate.

5.

jaemin: hey are you okay? i thought i heard you crying.

jeno: i'm okay. i just had a fight with my cat.

jaemin: your cat? did she scratch you?

jeno: no, it didn't get physical. i just feel like she's ignoring me and she knows i can't handle that and she's acting like she doesn't care at all.

6.

jeno: hey, can you hurry up? chenle just challenged some guy to a duel and someone honest to god handed him a sword.

renjun, confused: he didn't have his own?

7.

haechan: i like your glasses.

mark: i'm afraid they're not for sale.

haechan: [laughs]

mark: laugh all you want. they're not for sale.

8.

jisung: i'm telling you all, i saw a wolf outside the dorm! why won't anyone believe me?!

chenle: i believe you, jisung!

jisung: no offense, chenle, but i really need someone other than you to believe me.

9.

jaemin: well, there wasn't a raccoon king in our alley until jeno and i went other there and picked our favorite one. his name is little king trash mouth. he's gay.

renjun: he's gay?

jaemin: yeah!

renjun: why?

jaemin: he's got a boyfriend. they just got married.

renjun: hmm...

10.

mark: what's the difference between your leadership and reckless stupidity?

mark: it's my leadership when it works.

11.

renjun: when i die, bury me with a headstone etched with cryptic text that HEAVILY implies my grave is cursed or that i'm a vampire. 

renjun: just to give the future generations something to have fun with, you know.

12.

[on a date] 

haechan: so, what do you do? 

mark, holding up the menu: you just choose a meal from this book of food.

13.

renjun: hey sorry i'm late i overslept.

sm: it's 4.p.m. what time did you go to sleep?! 

renjun: 2.p.m.

sm: the meeting started at 1 p.m.

14.

haechan, to mark: if your eyes start hurting, what you've got to do is lay down and close them for a while... now that's a sexy little maneuver that those in the medical field like to call "sleep".

15.

renjun: i'm a moderate peaceful man, truth be told. 

mark: just yesterday you threw a chair at jisung. 

renjun: yes, which was a moderate, peaceful compromise from the table i was initially planning on launching at him.

16.

chenle: belly buttons are just our old mouths.

renjun: you know, i was having a great day until you said that.

17.

jeno: [talking about his crush on jaemin] but you can't tell anyone, okay? 

haechan: your secret's safe with me, i wasn't even listening anyway.

18.

mark, about jisung: if it's a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, okay? just ask him questions. 

jeno, to jisung: what's seven times seven? 

jaemin: it has to be stuff he knows!

19.

jisung: why is renjun so mean? 

haechan: i guess when you find something you're really good at, you just stick with it.

20.

chenle: renjun, it's 10 degrees. come inside before you die of hypothermia! 

renjun: well that's ironic, it's freezing but i'm still having a meltdown!