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1.

lucas: GOOD MORNING KRUSTY KREW WHO'S READY TO PRACTICE?

winwin: how much do you think they'll take for him at the black market?

ten: not a lot, i've tried.

2.

renjun: the eagles won last night.

kun: oh did you watch the game?

renjun: [covered in blood and scratches] what game?

3.

lucas: how loud can you do this? [tongue pops]

hendery: i don't know, let me try it [tongue pops]

lucas & hendery: [constant tongue popping]

yangyang, on the phone panicking in another room: 911, i would like to report gunshots!

4. 

lucas: have you noticed that short people are so much angrier than tall people? like, if you mention their height at all, you're dead.

renjun: it's because we're closer to satan.  

lucas: oh-

5.

hendery: [in an apron handing out cheese at a supermarket]

kun: hendery, why did you get a job here?

hendery: i didn't if you start cutting up cheese at the grocery store no one asks questions. do you want gouda or mozzerella? we also have some lovely feta.

kun: wine, yes wine that's why i'm here.

6.

flight attendant: is there a doctor on this flight?

kun: [nudging yangyang] that should have been you.

yangyang: i'm sorry i didn't become a doctor.

kun: no the guy having a stroke.

7.

lucas: [stares into space]

kun: hey, what are you thinking about?  

lucas: are hotdogs sandwiches?  

kun:

8.

yangyang: [breaks toaster]

yangyang, shouting: chenle, when did you break the toaster?

9.

kun: what if our phobias are how we died in the last life?

ten, screaming from the other room: I KNEW THIS BANANA LOOKED FAMILIAR.

10.

yangyang: do you think koalas get angry?

lucas: do i look like national geographic?

11.

kun: [sees hendery kicking through the leaves in garden] someone's happy this morning.

hendery, whispering to the leaves: this isn't over.

12.

xiaojun: i asked the magic 8ball and one of you will betray me tonight.

winwin: is it me, xiaojun?

xiaojun: no no, you're good.

lucas: is... is it me, xiaojun?

xiaojun: not you either.

yangyang: is it me, xiaojun?

xiaojun, in a mimicking tone: is IT mE xlaOjUn?

13.

lucas: you wanna see how hardcore i am?   

lucas: [punches a wall]

lucas: take me to the hospital.

14.

kun: question time. who are you gonna call when you're in danger?  

yangyang: my light and savior xiaojun of course.

chenle: the ghostbusters.

15.

yangyang: you can't scare me, i am evil incarnate!

hendery: oh yes, evil incarnate, who hides a horde of stuffed animals under his bed.

yangyang: you leave plush world alone!

16.

[kun losing lucas in a store]

kun: excuse me sir, i've lost someone.

security: how old is your child?

kun: he's 20.

security: oh well i'm pretty sure he can handle hims-

kun: no. you don't know him like i do. he's not capable of something like that.

17.

winwin: after my third time saying that's crazy when someone tells me a story, they should take it as a sign to shut the fuck up.

18.

kun: ten, explain it like a normal person.

ten: yangyang seems to understand.

yangyang: [scribbling in a notepad]

xiaojun: yangyang is drawing stick figures.

19. 

renjun: when i get murdered, can you make sure i'm an unsolved case?

winwin: what?  

renjun: i wanna be on buzzfeed unsolved.  

winwin: i'm sorry, can we go back to the part where you said "when i get murdered"?

20.

lucas: [getting arrested] officer i'm telling you, it was purely medical.

police officer: for the last time, there's no such thing as medical drug dealing.