NCT incorrect

35.

1.

xiaojun: "ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy and honestly i'm already falling asleep.

yangyang: "cowards", on the other hand, is inclusive, to the point, and dramatic.

2. 

lucas: POSITIVITY TIME!

lucas: SAY IT WITH ME, HOPE! 

ten: hope.

lucas: AND WHAT IS IT?? :D

ten: the first step towards disappointment.

3. 

ten: guns are loud and ugly and we should throw them all in the ocean. 

yangyang: dude, don't give weapons to the fishes, they'll kill us! 

hendery: an octopus could carry eight guns.

4.

renjun: is there a spirit in this house? 

ouija board: yes.

kun: good, your rent is $450 per month and it's due every 1st. 

ouija board: what the fuck-

5.

lucas: be careful who you call ugly in middle school.

lucas: not because they might get hot or something but because it's mean.

6.

chenle: i have a few guns up my sleeve.

kun: i hope you meant cards. 

xiaojun: he did not. 

chenle, now holding two tiny nerf guns: i did not.

7.

kun: [holding two photos] one is your room. the other is a garbage dump. can you tell which is which?

hendery:

hendery, pointing: that one's the dump.

kun: they're both your room.

8.

[mid nerf-gun war]

kun: you shot yangyang?

hendery: well, yeah... you should have heard what he said to me!

kun: what did he say?

hendery, in yangyang's voice: what are you gonna do? shoot me?

9.

judge: you're charged with breaking into a pet store?

yangyang, lips right on the mic: i thought the puppies might be lonely, your honor.