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taeyong: no don't go into the bathroom.

taeil: but i have to.

taeyong: jungwoo's having his me time.

taeil: ok and? it's nothing i never seen before. [opens the door]

jungwoo: [wiggling around fully clothed in a tub full of vanilla pudding]

taeil: jungwoo, i have questions.

jungwoo: this is how i choose to live my life.

taeil: no, can i join you?

jungwoo: of course!

taeyong: i raised them well.

johnny: i covered your bed in miniature reeses like you asked.

taeyong: thank you, i shall return in an hour. send jaehyun in periodically to clean the wrappers.


2. 


ten: [in the same room as taeyong and jaehyun]

ten: is it gay in here or is it just me?


3. 


johnny: i think i felt something fall on me. can you check the top of my head?

taeil: the only person that can see the top of your head is god.


4.


taeyong: studies show that eating ice cream for breakfast may improve mental health.

jaehyun: i'm not saying you're wrong. i'm just saying the times i had ice cream for breakfast were not during times when my life was going well.


5.


ten: do you want to hear my opinion on your dancing?

doyoung: sure.

ten: it's worthless.

doyoung: your opinion? yes i know, but tell me anyway.


6. 


taeyong: where have you been?

jungwoo: sleep.

taeyong: for 2 days??

jungwoo: ya.


7.


ten: i love you.

johnny: good choice.

ten: [annoyed] fuck you.

johnny: [smirking] better choice.

ten:


8.


jaehyun: are you crying?

mark [sniffling]: just cutting some onion.

jaehyun:

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