1.
taeyong: no don't go into the bathroom.
taeil: but i have to.
taeyong: jungwoo's having his me time.
taeil: ok and? it's nothing i never seen before. [opens the door]
jungwoo: [wiggling around fully clothed in a tub full of vanilla pudding]
taeil: jungwoo, i have questions.
jungwoo: this is how i choose to live my life.
taeil: no, can i join you?
jungwoo: of course!
taeyong: i raised them well.
johnny: i covered your bed in miniature reeses like you asked.
taeyong: thank you, i shall return in an hour. send jaehyun in periodically to clean the wrappers.
2.
ten: [in the same room as taeyong and jaehyun]
ten: is it gay in here or is it just me?
3.
johnny: i think i felt something fall on me. can you check the top of my head?
taeil: the only person that can see the top of your head is god.
4.
taeyong: studies show that eating ice cream for breakfast may improve mental health.
jaehyun: i'm not saying you're wrong. i'm just saying the times i had ice cream for breakfast were not during times when my life was going well.
5.
ten: do you want to hear my opinion on your dancing?
doyoung: sure.
ten: it's worthless.
doyoung: your opinion? yes i know, but tell me anyway.
6.
taeyong: where have you been?
jungwoo: sleep.
taeyong: for 2 days??
jungwoo: ya.
7.
ten: i love you.
johnny: good choice.
ten: [annoyed] fuck you.
johnny: [smirking] better choice.
ten:
8.
jaehyun: are you crying?
mark [sniffling]: just cutting some onion.
jaehyun:
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.