1.
haechan: it's like we finish each other's...
jeno: homework?
haechan:
jeno, sliding his homework over to haechan: please.
2.
jisung: [sneaks in through the window at 2.a.m]
jaemin: [flicks on the light and turns around in his chair] so, where were you?
jisung: i- i was with chenle.
chenle: [turning around in his own chair] want to try again?
3.
chenle: you're not straight.
jeno: obviously i am.
chenle: you're in a romantic relationship with jaemin.
jeno: you got me there.
4.
renjun: i wonder if we'll ever find a haunted house.
jisung: what's wrong with the one we live in?
renjun: what-
jisung: goodnight hyung.
reniun: WHAT?
5.
jaemin: what if i pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
jeno, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: what if you don't?
6.
chenle: i love sleepovers.
jeno: this isn't a sleepover, you're in the hospital.
chenle: then why do i have this nightgown?
jeno: that's a hospital gown.
chenle: truth or dare?
jeno:
chenle:
jeno: dare.
7.
jeno: i don't have time for whatever this is.
jaemin: you have to talk to me. it's in your planner.
jeno: you can't just go in my planner and write "NANA TIME" in huge letters across monday through friday!
jaemin: sure can. you're also scheduled for a long, warm hug later.
8.
[before dancing high]
chenle: are you gonna be nervous?
jisung: am i gonna be ner- i've been nervous for thirty-five years and i'm 16.
9.
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NCT incorrect
Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.