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1.

jaemin: your hands are pretty.

renjun: thanks, i've been training them on jisung's neck.

2.

jeno: sometimes when i'm bored i just google the word kitten and stare at the screen until my depression goes away.

3.

jeno: if you could be reborn as something else, what would you like to be?  

jaemin: a puppy! they are just so cute!  

haechan: i would want to be a bird.  

jeno: so you can fly? 

haechan: so i can shit on people.

4.

jisung: people who randomly find celebrities on the streets— HOW DO YOU DO IT?

jeno: i don't know maybe going outside for once.

jisung: but the outernet is scary.

jaemin: THE OUTERNET-

5.

mark: i mean small creatures are way more vicious. it's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in!

jaemin: really? give me one example of this.

jeno: spiders.

jisung: wasps.

chenle: terriers.

haechan: renjun. 

6.

renjun: mark, why are you lying on the floor?

mark: i have depression.

mark: also, sm overworks me and now i can't function, please get haechan for me.

7.

jisung: [shows cards] ace of spades!

chenle: [throws uno card] draw four, change the colour to red!

haechan: [shows a pokemon card] pikachu, i choose you!

jeno: what the FUCK are we playing?!?!?!?!

8.

mark: you are exceptionally quiet.  

haechan: i walk around like everything is fine.  

mark: are you okay?  

haechan: but deep down-

mark: yeah?  

haechan: inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

9.

renjun: i'm sorry i hurt your feelings when i called you stupid.

jaemin: it's alri-