NCT incorrect

153.

1.

[at the airport]

jaemin: no weapons? [grabs jeno's arms] you can't bring these guns with you then.

jeno: no sharp objects? [touches jaemin's jawline] you're gonna have to put this away.

haechan: no liquid? guess i can't throw up here.

2.

mark: thank you for always listening to me.

haechan: i only listen to you not because i want to but because i have these ears stuck to my head.

3.

renjun: i'm so slow that internet explorer can probably run faster than me.

4.

chenle: i want to be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation.

haechan: you're ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation.

5.

renjun: you should slip into something more comfortable.

jisung: like what?

renjun: a coma.

6.

jeno: how broke are you? 

jaemin: i'm going to have a deep breath for lunch today.

7.

chenle: did you know that atoms never touch each other? and since we're made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives? 

jeno: 

chenle: so to answer your question, no, i did not punch jisung-

8.

renjun: see normally in this kind of situation i would say i'm gonna murder you in your sleep, but not today. i'm gonna to stand over you with a knife till you wake up so you can see my face and the look of absolute rage in my eyes before i stab you 48 times in the chest.

jeno: [taking back his draw four card] see, this right here is why we can't do fun things anymore.

9.

chenle: hey, wanna help me commit a felony?

jisung: what the hell?!

chenle: oh, sorry, my bad.

chenle: (whispering) wanna help me commit a felony?

jisung: (whispering) of course, lele, what do you need?

10.

mark: i swear to god i'm gonna fling myself into the sun.

haechan: [passes by, smiling]

mark: [gulps] okay i guess i'm gonna fling myself into THAT sun.

11.

renjun: apparently there's a fetish for falling down stairs and like... 

renjun: i'm really down to try it out as long as i end up dead.

12.

haechan, annoyed: i think i'd make a good boyfriend.

mark, angry: you'd make a GREAT boyfriend!

haechan, also angry: yeah? well, i think whoever ends up with you is going to be damn lucky! 

mark: yeah? well, not as lucky as whoever ends up with you! 

jisung: what am i looking at? 

chenle, completely unamused: they're angry flirting again.

13.

jeno: [visits renjun]

alexa: [turns smart lamps to green, sets volume to 100%, says "what are you doing in my swamp" and plays all star by smash mouth]

jeno, sick of this happening every time they come over: why are you like this?

14.

jisung: you're pale white, you suck up blood, i know what you are.

chenle: say it

jisung: a tampon.

15.

[on a yacht]

jeno: [raises glass] to our new YAKT!

mark: the "c" is silent.

jeno: [staring out at the horizon] yes it is very tranquil indeed.

16.

renjun: did you get my flowers?

haechan: yeah. "sorry i tried to strangle you." probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday, huh?

17.

haechan: it's illegal to be cuter than me.

renjun: i guess we're all going to jail.

18.

chenle: can you please stop pretending we aren't together in front of everyone? or at least stop making up weird excuses when we get caught?

jisung: what do you mean though???

chenle: whatever. [leans for a kiss]

jeno: [walks in] hey mark needs you for-

jisung: [decks chenle in the face] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

jeno:

jeno: never mind then.

19.

haechan: i want to change the world. 

mark: for the better? 

haechan: [sweating]

mark: answer me.

20.

chenle, when he's with jisung: do you think if we both run into that wall really hard at the same time we can knock it over?