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21.

1.

jaehyun, about winwin: he likes mysterious guys.

yuta: oh okay...

[later]

winwin: where are you going?

yuta: IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

2.

taeyong: hey, why are you guys back so soon?

doyoung: well, we were skipping stones and eating ice cream, and it was going great until jaehyun threw the ice cream and licked the rock instead.

doyoung: he cried so much i had to bring him home.

3.

jaehyun: do you ever wonder if everything's fake, like we're all in a bubble and the earth is twice its size but the governments wants to keep us away from the truth?

johnny: yeah, like it's the only way to control us. like what if the continents aren't shaped like they tell us and all the stars are cameras to keep track of us?

jaehyun: yeah they're always watching us.

doyoung: this is why we don't take you guys in public unless we have to.

4.

yuta: the path to inner peace begins with four words.

yuta: not my fucking problem.

5.

ten: if you like me, raise your hand.

doyoung: what do i do if i don't like you though?

ten: then raise your standards bitch.

6.

taeyong: okay so here's the roommate arrangements for the hotel, if you have any questions just ask.

taeil: if a bear and a shark got into a fight, who would win?

taeyong: if you have any RELEVANT questions just ask.

7.

johnny: why do you have an axe in your hands?

yuta: i have a job to do now.

yuta: my husband got betrayed by sm.

8.

waiter: i'm sorry sir, but your card has been declined.

winwin: run it again.

waiter: i ran it three times.

winwin, to his date: oh my god this is so embarrassing. do you mind taking care of it?

yuta: no problem!

yuta: [grabs waiter by the collar and pulls him close] he said run it again.

9.

cop: your car smells like marijuana.

ten: whoever smelt it dealt it.

cop:

cop: fuck.

ten: you're under arrest.

10.

ten: i like you.

johnny: i like you too, that's kinda why we're in a relationship right?

11.

ten: i'm so happy i could kiss you!

johnny: uhm, neat!

johnny: [later] i can't believe i said neat, jaehyun. neat. nobody fucking says neat anymore! it's the goddamn 21st century! it's not neat to say neat, but i said it anyway because i'm a huge loser!

jaehyun: ey, don't beat yourself up. everyone gets nervous sometimes. remember what happened when taeyong confessed to me?

johnny: didn't you, like, thank him?

jaehyun: [whispers] i thanked him.

12.

doyoung: taeil hyung, there's an ugly monster under my bed.

taeyong, from the bottom bunk: what the fuck?

13.

ten: when i was small-

johnny: [snorts]

johnny: was.

14.

jaehyun: have you ever wanted to sit in a kangaroo pouch?

johnny: [quietly] my whole dang life.

15.

taeil: i'm thinking of doing charity work.

johnny: you should donate your blood.

johnny: all of it.

16.

yuta: will you go out with me?

winwin: nah...

yuta: i have a good heart.

winwin: i don't need a transplant.

17.

doyoung: [gives jungwoo a dictionary for his birthday]

jungwoo: wow... i don't know what to say.

doyoung: that's why i bought it for you.

18.

ten: you know, i really look up to you.

johnny: because you're short?

19.

winwin: making my way downtown.

winwin: walking fast.

taeil: hey win-

winwin: walking faster.

20.

yuta: [to winwin] i just want to be your best friend.

yuta: plus a little extra.

yuta: also, i love you.