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1.

winwin [pulling petals off a flower]: he loves me, he loves me, he loves me too, he also loves me, he loves me too much, he-

winwin: wait.

winwin: they all love me.

2.

taeyong: uhh...

taeyong: why is doyoung sleeping in the living room? i thought he was roommates with johnny?

yuta: it was said that every time doyoung turned off the lights, johnny would start singing-

yuta: "hello darkness my old friend".

3.

taeil: can i get your phone number?

winwin [turning his phone off and putting it in his back pocket]: i don't have a phone.

4.

kun: so what does everyone want for dinner?

ten: papa john's.

kun: please don't use us getting takeout as an excuse to thirst over johnny.

ten:

ten: i just want some fucking pizza-

5.

johnny: it's too hot i can't eat it...

ten: you're too hot but i still eat your-

taeyong, slamming his fork on the table: JUST ONE NORMAL DINNER GODDAMNIT!

6.

[in the nct group chat]

ten: the more "y"s someone puts in their hey, the more interested they are in you.

yuta: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy winwin.

winwin: he.

7.

taeyong: everyone! there's a fire! take what's important!

yuta: [hugs winwin]

taeyong: uhm... what are you doing?

yuta: you said to take what's important.

8.

ten, about johnny, probably: he's got a butt for touching and lips for kissing. i'm going for that.

9.

jungwoo: [puts big carrot in a bag of baby carrots]

taeyong: what are you doing?

jungwoo: they needed adult supervision.

10.

johnny: i'm 80% pizza, 20% water and 100% swag.

jaehyun: that's 200%.

johnny: i'm twice the man you'll ever be.

11.

jaehyun: what's up with yuta? he's been laying on the floor for like an hour.

taeyong: he's just a little overwhelmed.

jaehyun: why?

taeyong: winwin giggled.

12.

taeil: hey johnny, can i have some money for coke?

johnny: will $40 be enough?

taeil: it's $3.99...

johnny: wow, that's really cheap. who's your dealer?

taeil:

taeil: i mean coke as in coca-cola...

johnny: oh.

taeil: i'm telling taeyong.

13.

hogwarts professor: kim jungwoo!

jungwoo: [prepares to step forward]

sorting hat: HUFFLEPUFF!!!

jungwoo: i didn't even put it on yet?

sorting hat: it's your first day and you're already making friendship bracelets.

jungwoo: it's never too early to make memories!

14.

doyoung: DATING TIP: hold the door for your date. rip the door off of its hinges. use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. establish dominance.

jaehyun: i'm really beginning to see why you're still single.

15.

doyoung: i like to compare myself to the ocean because i'm beautiful, mysterious, and wild.

taeyong: the only thing you have in common with the ocean is how oily and salty you are.

16.

winwin: i can't believe we're locked in this room together.

yuta [throwing the key out the window]: truly unfortunate. 

17.

jungwoo: hey guys, its raining!

taeil: well shit, my umbrella has holes in it.

doyoung: don't worry, humans have them too.

18.

jaehyun: light a candle directly in front of your automatic glade spray air freshener. that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room, intimidating your house guests and asserting your dominance in your domain.

taeyong: well i guess we now know why jungwoo's eyebrows were burned off.

19.

taeil: you know how some people say "i like you just as a friend" right?

johnny: yes?

taeil: well, i don't even like you in that way.

20.

yuta, going around the dorm with a megaphone: THIS IS A WINWIN ONLY EVENT, EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.