1.
jaemin: these roasted vegetables are delicious!
waiter: oh thank you! our chef has a secret roasting technique.
[in the kitchen]
renjun, at the vegetables: YOU'RE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHl-
2.
instructor: welcome to salsa class! who's ready to learn how to dance?
jisung, hiding his bag of tortilla chips: there has been a misunderstanding.
3.
jaemin: [cooking in the kitchen]
mark, walking in: so what can i do to help-
jaemin: go back to your room.
4.
jeno: spell child in english.
jisung: chiaild.
jeno: no "a" and just one "i".
jisung, shocked: the child just has one eye?
5.
haechan: hey, i helped with that fight too, you know.
mark: you STARTED it!
6.
mark, drunk for the first time: do you think birds get sad because they don't have arms?
jeno: do you get sad because you don't have wings?
mark, choking back tears: every day.
7.
haechan: so mark, do you have a date for valentine's day?
mark: yeah, i'm pretty sure it's february 14th.
8.
mark: jisung, what's wrong?
jisung, dressed completely in black with dark eyeliner, going for the goth look: my sketchers don't light up anymore.
9.
jeno: what should i be for halloween this year?
jaemin: my boyfriend <3
haechan: ...
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haechan: what should I be for halloween this year?
mark: i don't know, a toothbrush?
10.
chenle: what's your biggest fear?
renjun: my life being a whole entire flop and never finding love or happiness.
chenle: well damn... i feel like an idiot now because i'm terrified of mini ponies.
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.