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1.


jaemin: these roasted vegetables are delicious!

waiter: oh thank you! our chef has a secret roasting technique.

[in the kitchen]

renjun, at the vegetables: YOU'RE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHl- 


2.


instructor: welcome to salsa class! who's ready to learn how to dance?  

jisung, hiding his bag of tortilla chips: there has been a misunderstanding.


3.


jaemin: [cooking in the kitchen]

mark, walking in: so what can i do to help-

jaemin: go back to your room.


4.


jeno: spell child in english.

jisung: chiaild.

jeno: no "a" and just one "i".

jisung, shocked: the child just has one eye?


5.


haechan: hey, i helped with that fight too, you know.

mark: you STARTED it!


6.


mark, drunk for the first time: do you think birds get sad because they don't have arms?

jeno: do you get sad because you don't have wings?

mark, choking back tears: every day.


7.


haechan: so mark, do you have a date for valentine's day?

mark: yeah, i'm pretty sure it's february 14th.


8.


mark: jisung, what's wrong?  

jisung, dressed completely in black with dark eyeliner, going for the goth look: my sketchers don't light up anymore.


9.


jeno: what should i be for halloween this year?

jaemin: my boyfriend <3

haechan: ...

__________

haechan: what should I be for halloween this year?

mark: i don't know, a toothbrush?


10.


chenle: what's your biggest fear?

renjun: my life being a whole entire flop and never finding love or happiness.

chenle: well damn... i feel like an idiot now because i'm terrified of mini ponies.

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