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renjun: what are you, 5? 

jisung: [snorts] yeah, like 5 heads taller than you.

renjun:

jisung: i'm sorry please don't kill me.


2.


chenle: oh i can totally match ariana grande's sunbaenim vocal range. just throw a rabid animal at me.


3.


jisung, getting ready for his first date: what if they kiss me?

jeno: you kiss them back, duh.

jisung: ok.

jisung [thinking]: but why their back though?


4.


haechan: the risk i took was carefully calculated.

jaemin: but we almost died.

haechan: i never said i was good at math.


5.


renjun: jaemin, you look like hell.

jaemin: yeah? i just got back from there.

sm: hey, our dungeon isn't that bad.


6.


interviewer: so, chenle, why did you to come to korea?

chenle: my life used to be happy, until my father was betrayed by his brother. he was killed and they made me believe it was my fault. i went into exile and didn't return until-

jaemin: isn't that the lion king's plot?


7.


renjun: i am the smartest, most skilled member in this group.

mark: is your hand stuck in that vending machine?

renjun: i paid for my cheetos, i'm getting my cheetos.


8.


mark [on the phone with haechan 3 days into his vacations]: you sure it's okay?

haechan: everything's running smoothly.

haechan: [hands phone to chenle] tell him everything's fine.

chenle: hi hyung, we haven't eaten for days, the fish died and i'm dropping out of school. love ya, bye! 


9.


renjun: my mom didn't raise a fool.

haechan: she raised a cold hearted bitch.

renjun: but not a fool.


10.


haechan: am i pretty? 

mark: 

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