1.
renjun: what are you, 5?
jisung: [snorts] yeah, like 5 heads taller than you.
renjun:
jisung: i'm sorry please don't kill me.
2.
chenle: oh i can totally match ariana grande's sunbaenim vocal range. just throw a rabid animal at me.
3.
jisung, getting ready for his first date: what if they kiss me?
jeno: you kiss them back, duh.
jisung: ok.
jisung [thinking]: but why their back though?
4.
haechan: the risk i took was carefully calculated.
jaemin: but we almost died.
haechan: i never said i was good at math.
5.
renjun: jaemin, you look like hell.
jaemin: yeah? i just got back from there.
sm: hey, our dungeon isn't that bad.
6.
interviewer: so, chenle, why did you to come to korea?
chenle: my life used to be happy, until my father was betrayed by his brother. he was killed and they made me believe it was my fault. i went into exile and didn't return until-
jaemin: isn't that the lion king's plot?
7.
renjun: i am the smartest, most skilled member in this group.mark: is your hand stuck in that vending machine?
renjun: i paid for my cheetos, i'm getting my cheetos.
8.
mark [on the phone with haechan 3 days into his vacations]: you sure it's okay?
haechan: everything's running smoothly.
haechan: [hands phone to chenle] tell him everything's fine.
chenle: hi hyung, we haven't eaten for days, the fish died and i'm dropping out of school. love ya, bye!
9.
renjun: my mom didn't raise a fool.
haechan: she raised a cold hearted bitch.
renjun: but not a fool.
10.
haechan: am i pretty?
mark:
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NonfiksiNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.