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1.

xiaojun: i've been alive for 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of a public bathroom you're in.

winwin: "come back with a warrant" is my go-to.

2.

hendery: you're driving down a road and suddenly you see ten and chenle standing in the middle of it. what do you hit?

lucas: that's a hard question but probably ten. i can never hurt a child.

hendery: THE BRAKES, LUCAS, YOU HIT THE BRAKES!

3.

yangyang: i cut my finger and it's bleeding.

kun: just put pressure on it.

yangyang, to his finger: if you don't get a job your family will disown you.

4.

kun: since you won't be able to contact me for a month, i've left a complementary bowl of advice. for instance, "yangyang, stop doing that" applies to everything.

yangyang: that's wassup, that's wassup. errday, errday.

winwin: yangyang, stop doing that.

5.

kidnapper: we have your child.

winwin: i'm not a parent?

kidnapper: then who is this small chinese kid that won't stop trying to convince us that aliens are real?

winwin: oh my god they have renjun.

kidnapper: we don't want anything just take him back PLEASE-

6.

kun: so if your friend jumps off a cliff, you will too?

ten: kun, i AM the friend that jumps off the cliff.

7.

kun: [stops car in front of a restaurant] can you go get a table?

lucas: sure.

[a moment later]

lucas, sprinting out of the restaurant holding a table: START THE CAR KUN-

8.

xiaojun: if you need anything i'm available 24/6.

kun: you mean 24/7?

xiaojun: no, 'cause saturdays are hang out with yangyang days.

9.

kun: i was a good father wasn't i nine?

ten:

ten: my name is ten.

10.

hendery: [walks by yangyang and lucas]

yangyang: i don't think they're right-handed or left-handed lucas, they're dogs.

hendery: [walks away faster]

11.

kun: best childhood memory?

yangyang: well some foreigners misspelled my name by removing both the "n"s...

lucas: so... it was 'yagyag'?

yangyang: no, the catch was that my friends used to read it 'gaygay'.

yangyang: and that's how i came out to my family, folks!

12.

burglar: get on the ground!

kun: um, i didn't hear a "please".

burglar: uh, please-

kun: no, it's too late. give me the gun.

burglar: but, i didn't-

13.

kun: ten! time to get out of bed. the sun is up!

ten: so? it's not like i need to photosynthesize or anything!

14.

kun: don't stay out all night.

kun: remember last halloween when you guys stayed out till 3 and xiaojun got so sleep-deprived that he tried to eat his own shirt?

xiaojun: it was the same colour as a chocolate bar.

15.

lucas: [slips and falls over]

kun: are you okay!? that must've hurt!

ten: wait do it again, i didn't see.

16.

kun: can you go down to the shops and buy another bag of candy?

hendery: awh, why do i have to go?

kun: because you're the one who ate it all before halloween.

17.

winwin: [to the ghosts] stop slamming doors and moving chairs!

winwin: hurry up and take my soul already!

18.

hendery: remember ten, no jokes from now on.

ten: with you wearing that outfit, i don't need to tell jokes.

19.

winwin, being kidnapped: will i need my toothbrush?

kidnapper: shut up.

winwin: i assume that means you're providing the toothbrush.

20.

yangyang: [bursts into room]

kun:

yangyang: it's called sand because it's between the sea and land!

kun:

kun: sea and- oh my god.