1.
renjun: you see jaemin, your problem is you present yourself as an angel. it's all people expect from you. you can't make a mistake. i, on the other hand, can smack haechan in the face and it's just renjun being renjun.
jaemin: but you are an angel too.
renjun: take that back !
jaemin: [hugs renjun as he flails] a tiny sweet little angel full of rage.
renjun: i will fight god and win!
jaemin: shh shh you'll overwork your tiny angel body.
2.
chenle: hey... come to my room.
jisung: why?
chenle: i think you know why.
jisung: ARE WE GONNA BUILD A FORT??
chenle: YEP.
3.
mark: where do straight people even hang out?
haechan: how should i know?
4.
jisung: chenle, you're a genius!
chenle: yeah i get call that a lot.
jisung: what, a genius?
chenle: no, chenle.
5.
mark: what are you doing?
haechan: i'm confronting the person who ruined my life.
mark: you're yelling at the mirror.
6.
renjun: remember when someone pushed chenle into that fountain he's standing dangerously close to right now?
jisung: i'm pretty sure that was you.
renjun: yeah... i'm going to do it again.
jaemin: jeno, stop him
renjun: [pushes chenle] too late
chenle: jokes on you, i like it in here.
jaemin: jisung, don't.
jisung: [jumps in the fountain with chenle]
7.
haechan: must you always attack me with words?
renjun: do you want me to use a knife?
8.
mark: what would you like to be for halloween?
haechan: yours ;))
mark: yeah that would be pretty scary haha.
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.