1.
mark, first time in wayv's dorm: waaah! a cat! [runs over and pets hutong]
lucas:
lucas: i want one.
kun: what? a cat? but we already have-
lucas: a mark.
2.
ten: me and johnny are having a baby.
mark: that's gre-
johnny, slamming adoption papers onto the table: it's you, sign here.
3.
jisung: hey, we're supposed to dress as someone who inspires us for school on friday and i was wondering if i could borrow one of your hats and maybe a shirt or-
jisung: taeyong why are you crying, is something wrong?
4.
yangyang: what's a clique?
kun: it's when a group of people hang out together.
yangyang: oh, you mean like having friends?
kun: no, because these people make fun of others.
yangyang: oh, you mean like being friends with the 00 line?
5.
[00 line all alone in the dorm]
haechan: alright yangyang, let's go over this one more time.
renjun: if something breaks?
yangyang: we try and fix it before the older members get home.
jaemin: and if that doesn't work?
yangyang: we blame jeno.
jeno: seriously fuck you guys.
6.
taeyong: i know everyone likes to pull pranks here, but please tell me that chenle didn't actually stay in the trunk of winwin's car for three days just to scare him.
lucas: he didn't.
taeyong: oh thank g-
lucas: it was five days.
7.
kun: oh, come on, nobody actually thinks yangyang is my son.
lucas: raise your hand if you thought yangyang was kun's son.
[wayv raises their hands]
[ot21 raises their hands]
[yangyang raises his hand]
kun: yangyang put your hand down.
8.
mark: hey bro, i got you some broses.
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.