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mark, first time in wayv's dorm: waaah! a cat! [runs over and pets hutong]

lucas:

lucas: i want one.

kun: what? a cat? but we already have-

lucas: a mark.


2.


ten: me and johnny are having a baby.

mark: that's gre-

johnny, slamming adoption papers onto the table: it's you, sign here.


3.


jisung: hey, we're supposed to dress as someone who inspires us for school on friday and i was wondering if i could borrow one of your hats and maybe a shirt or-

jisung: taeyong why are you crying, is something wrong?


4.


yangyang: what's a clique?

kun: it's when a group of people hang out together.

yangyang: oh, you mean like having friends?

kun: no, because these people make fun of others.

yangyang: oh, you mean like being friends with the 00 line?


5.


[00 line all alone in the dorm]

haechan: alright yangyang, let's go over this one more time.

renjun: if something breaks?

yangyang: we try and fix it before the older members get home.

jaemin: and if that doesn't work?

yangyang: we blame jeno.

jeno: seriously fuck you guys.


6.


taeyong: i know everyone likes to pull pranks here, but please tell me that chenle didn't actually stay in the trunk of winwin's car for three days just to scare him.

lucas: he didn't.

taeyong: oh thank g-

lucas: it was five days.


7.


kun: oh, come on, nobody actually thinks yangyang is my son.

lucas: raise your hand if you thought yangyang was kun's son.

[wayv raises their hands]

[ot21 raises their hands]

[yangyang raises his hand]

kun: yangyang put your hand down.


8.


mark: hey bro, i got you some broses.

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