NCT incorrect

123.

1.

honestly, nct has 23 members but only 3 brain cells.

and they all belongs to kun.

2.

nct quotes you can HEAR:

"what's up guys my names mark.

i'm johnny.

we're havi-hehehhe-"

"OH YOU ARE NANA?"

"boomin system u-up. ty track, ty track."

"johnny's fashion evaluation."

"whats up we're the uh- foreign swaggers-"

"[chenle screaming]"

"skarut"

"oh daddy."

"WE GOTTA DREAM MAN."

"gurae noege nappuniyA"

"my dad, my dad knew i liked beans

so like, he was playing with some beans

and he, dropped it

and then he dropped it on a rock

and then it slid

and then hot water started falling

and then cOfFeE"

3.

when i watch kun, i always have a feeling that he's about to lose patience and kill all the dreamies.

4.

me@sm: you cowards let ten do more things.

ten during a vlive: 500 dick jokes in 20 minutes.

me@sm: understandable, have a nice day.

5.

did "baby don't stop" actually happen or was that just a twink-shaped fever dream we all collectively shared?

6.

nct are literally like all these fucking weird kids from your high school but they're all the different types of weirdness who never would have interacted ever but sm put all the weirdos together and created a group of complete embarrassment. thank you sm.

7.

nct are lucky that lucas is all about rainbows and happiness and shit. if he had the mentality that renjun does, he would've clapped half of them like mosquitos.