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25.

1.

taeyong: look at that idiot trying to start a bar fight.

taeyong: [realizes it's jaehyun]

taeyong: wait that's my idiot.

2.

dispatch: [following taeyong]

boss: got any news?

dispatch: sir he keeps feeding me and giving me blankets because he thinks i'm a new member.

3.

yuta: i'm sad and nothing can cheer me up.

taeyong: really? nothing?

yuta: no.

taeyong, leaving the room and bringing winwin back with him: are you sure?

yuta, attempting to fight back a smile: damn it.

4.

jaehyun: being gay is not a choice.

jaehyun, picking up taeyong bridal style: it's a game and i am winning.

5.

job application: describe your most recent leadership role.

jaehyun: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first to start jaywalking and everyone follows me.

6.

johnny: we can go to the movies too.

johnny: if you're allowed.

ten: if i'm allowed? 

johnny: yes.

johnny: i'm not usually allowed to take snacks into the cinema.

7.

yuta: can you believe some people see winwin and aren't immediately filled with absolute unconditional love for him?

yuta: they don't even get the urge to kiss him right there. that's just incomprehensible to me.

8.

satan: hey, so i bought your soul last month and-

doyoung: no returns.

satan: please, it's making me sad.

9.

judge: it says you're here for 8 counts of murder. what do you say in your defense?

jungwoo: i'm babey.

judge: can he say that? alright, not guilty. you're free to go.

10.

yuta [tired]: i'll never wanna walk anywhere ever again.

winwin:

yuta:

winwin: walk me home.

yuta [getting up immediately]: i don't see why not.

11.

jaehyun: are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?

doyoung: jaehyun, it's four in the fucking morning.

12.

yuta: i have an idea.

taeyong: yuta, your last idea was murder.

13.

ten: jaehyun, relax. go get some vodka.

jaehyun: i don't want vodka.

ten: who said it was for you?

14.

taeyong, at church: amen.

taeyong: ... where is the holy water?

johnny: ...

johnny: [spits back into the cup]

15.

winwin: [slams face into his cake]

jaehyun: sure when he does it, it's adorable. but when i do it, it's wrong.

taeyong: that's because we were at a restaurant, and it wasn't your cake!

16.

ten: johnny, what do you want for breakfast?

johnny: [pulls ten's zipper down]

ten: no.

17.

doyoung: what the hell is that?!

winwin: it's a baby we found in the trash.

doyoung: ...

doyoung: well, put it back. it doesn't belong to you.

18.

taeyong: so yuta said, "how fucking dare you? you're such an evil bitch. how spiteful and jealous are you? how fucking dare you, taeyong. you crossed a major line with me. that shit is not okay, you dumb, evil little fucking troll. you have no idea how much i hate you. you're disgusting."

taeyong: all i did was wake him up.

19.

johnny: you know, i remember the first moment i saw him. i said to myself, "oh shit, i'm going to fall in love with this guy."

taeyong: what did you think when you saw johnny?

ten: "holy shit, this guy's going to hit on me."

20.

taeyong: the johnny we knew is not fit to be responsible for any living thing, including and especially himself.

jaehyun: one time, i watched him drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner.

taeyong: he opened up a new jar of marinara sauce and drank it as if it were something normal people do.

jaehyun: when we asked him what the hell he was doing, he said, "it's basically a smoothie, bro."