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chenle: i'm not whipped for jisung. we're just great friends and i take good care of him.

jisung: [bumps into a doors]

chenle, to door: if you ever hurt him again i will find you and i will kill you.


2.


teacher: jaemin, the assignment was to bring in something that is important to you.

jaemin: yeah.

teacher: i meant an object jaemin, not jeno.


3.


chenle: how many innocent cats have been lifted into the air because of the lion king?

renjun: i'm 5'8, and let me tell you, it's not just cats.

jeno: i-


4.


jisung: but what if the zombies eat my brain?

chenle: well it'll be a light meal.


5.


jisung: i'm cold. :(

renjun: oh no :( here's my blanket, a hot pack and a bowl of hot tea.

chenle: i'm cold too.

renjun: what do you want me to do? put you into the oven?


6.


mark: i know somewhere out there.

mark [smiling]: there's an angel watching me.

jaemin: i sometimes look through your window at night.

mark: i-


7.


renjun: we should put all the members on an island and see if they can survive except me.

mark: why??

renjun: where there's a will to live, there's a way.

mark: then.. why won't you be on the island?

renjun: funny to assume i have the will to live mark lee.


8.


interviewer: how would you describe yourself?

mark: verbally, but i've also prepared a dance.


9.


chenle: hi i stole a traffic cone.

[chenle has sent two pictures]

chenle: say hello.

renjun: why?

chenle: it was just left on the street and i wanted it so i took it.

jeno: fair enough.

mark: WHAT?

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