1.
chenle: i'm not whipped for jisung. we're just great friends and i take good care of him.
jisung: [bumps into a doors]
chenle, to door: if you ever hurt him again i will find you and i will kill you.
2.
teacher: jaemin, the assignment was to bring in something that is important to you.
jaemin: yeah.
teacher: i meant an object jaemin, not jeno.
3.
chenle: how many innocent cats have been lifted into the air because of the lion king?
renjun: i'm 5'8, and let me tell you, it's not just cats.
jeno: i-
4.
jisung: but what if the zombies eat my brain?
chenle: well it'll be a light meal.
5.
jisung: i'm cold. :(
renjun: oh no :( here's my blanket, a hot pack and a bowl of hot tea.
chenle: i'm cold too.
renjun: what do you want me to do? put you into the oven?
6.
mark: i know somewhere out there.
mark [smiling]: there's an angel watching me.
jaemin: i sometimes look through your window at night.
mark: i-
7.
renjun: we should put all the members on an island and see if they can survive except me.
mark: why??
renjun: where there's a will to live, there's a way.
mark: then.. why won't you be on the island?
renjun: funny to assume i have the will to live mark lee.
8.
interviewer: how would you describe yourself?
mark: verbally, but i've also prepared a dance.
9.
chenle: hi i stole a traffic cone.
[chenle has sent two pictures]
chenle: say hello.
renjun: why?
chenle: it was just left on the street and i wanted it so i took it.
jeno: fair enough.
mark: WHAT?
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No FicciónNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.