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1.

yuta: i'm not in love with mark!

taeyong: you have an "i ❤️ mark lee" tattoo!

yuta: it's temporary!

2.

taeyong: it's time to grow up. the tooth fairy doesn't exist. neither does the easter bunny or santa claus.

jisung: but—

[later]

taeyong, crying on the phone: kun, i think i've made a huge mistake.

3.

johnny: what's your biggest fear?  

chenle: i threw a boomerang a year ago and it didn't return. i still live in constant fear.

4.

ten: i need to find a way to make some extra cash around here.

yangyang: i think you would make a decent stripper.

ten: i would be an incredible stripper but that's beside the point-  

johnny: woah woah woah, no one is becoming a stripper.

ten: your first dance would be free.

johnny: sold, i wish you a successful career.

taeyong: [head in his hands] i didn't sign up for this.

5.

jisung: you're such a dumb bitch.

renjun: a bitch? yes. but the only thing dumb here is you.

taeyong: [shocked] who is teaching you guys these things!!  

ten: [sips tea innocently] i know right, kids these days.

6.

sm: okay, so we are creating a new subunit consisting of johnny, yuta and winwin. what should the name be?  

johnny: the no lines unit.

winwin: or the under appreciated ones.

yuta: or how about YOU JUST GIVE US MORE FUCKING LINES.

sm:  

mark: [raises hand hesitantly]

sm: yes mark?

mark: so just to be clear, i'm not gonna be in this unit right?  

sm: no.

mark: thank fucking god.

7.

jeno: how do you get someone to love you?  

winwin: i don't know. just because everyone loves me doesn't mean i know how i did it.

8.