NCT incorrect

115.

1.

johnny: what's your life motto? 

yuta: single and ready to mingle.

ten: bi and ready to die.

johnny: ten no- 

2.

taeyong: ten, i need a favor.

ten: i'm not giving you a lap dance again .

johnny: lap dance?

jaehyun: again?? 

3.

jungwoo: my brain is like the bermuda triangle.

jungwoo: information goes in and then it's never found again. 

4.

yuta: there is nothing you guys can do to make me cry. 

taeil: 

doyoung: 

taeil and doyoung: winwin doesn't like you.

yuta: [starts crying] you know what FUCK YOU.

5.

doyoung [as a bank teller]: what's your name?

jungwoo: robin.

doyoung: and last name? 

jungwoo: dabank.

doyoung: so you're robin dabank? 

jungwoo: [pulls out a gun]

6.

dispatch: [following ten]

boss: what's the news?

dispatch: i dropped my apple and it rolled over to him. now he's on a tree. 

boss: oh um- 

dispatch: sir, he's hissing at it.

7.

kun: i watched yuta drop the remote on his foot and the only thing he said was "i'm so sick of being alive."

8.

taeil: love your smile.

winwin: thank you!

taeil: what else that mouth do?

winwin: complain.

9.

jaehyun: [sneezes]

mark: bless me ah choo lol.

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jaehyun: [sneezes]

taeyong: jae baby are you sick? here, let me wrap you in a blanket and get you some soup-

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