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1.

doyoung: welcome to the "fuck taeyong" support group, where we gather to say a collective "fuck you" to that stupid asshole. but first, a few words from our newest member! 

jaehyun, gathering his stuff to leave: i think i may have misunderstood the purpose of this group, sorry.

2.

yuta: well you see, this is my vacation, taeil. 

taeil: no, you're in jail.

3. 

doyoung: i can't offer you advice but i can offer you a sarcastic comment.

4.

jaehyun: me and taeyong hyung finally will go on a date.

johnny: taeyong and i.

jaehyun: you and him will go on a date too??

5.

winwin: look me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth.

yuta: no man can ever look at you and be straight.

6.

johnny: [in the hospital] how did i end up here? 

doyoung: like always, you laughed too hard at your own joke and blacked out.

7.

taeyong: so let's start by talking about some of the emotions you guys are feeling right now. 

doyoung: stabbing. 

taeyong: stabbing isn't really an emotion. it's more of an activity...

taeyong: ...that i hope you don't do to me.

8.

jungwoo: i'm a magician, i can make you forget that you're gay.

doyoung: but i'm not gay?

jungwoo: see, you already forgot.

doyoung: ...

9.

ten: here's a joke, how many johnny does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 

ten:

ten: johnny please come back, i don't know how to change a lightbulb. 

10.

doyoung: i live for two reasons 

jaehyun: and what might those reasons be? 

doyoung: i was born and i haven't died yet.

11.

taeyong: could you please go to the store and get a carton of milk? if they have avocados, get six. 

taeil: [walks in with six cartons of milk]

taeil: they had avocados.

12.

bandit, holding a knife to ten's throat: take another step and i'll- 

doyoung: [takes a gigantic step forward]

13.

[winwin learning korean with taeyong ]

taeyong: winwin, say "thanks" in korean.

winwin: u-uh... saranghae? 

taeyong, thinking: this kid is hopeless but he just said "i love you" and i'll call it a win on my side.

14.

johnny: i don't know what to draw... 

ten: draw me like one of your fish girls.

johnny: y'know the line is "draw me like one of your french girls"? 

ten: i wanna be a fucking mermaid, johnny.

15.

yuta: money can't buy happiness, but it can buy amazing suits. 

taeil: do the suits make you happy? 

yuta: the suits mask my internal emotional mess.

taeil: 

yuta: in an incredibly stylish way.

16.

johnny: children, remember the human mind is easier to manipulate then water. let's start with some reverse psychology.

johnny: jaehyun do not break that plate. i mean it don't do it. 

jaehyun: why would i want to? [stares at the plate and then johnny then the plate]

johnny: jaehyun don't. 

jaehyun: [throws the plate]

doyoung: what are you teaching them? 

johnny: how to manipulate people to get what you want or for entertainment. 

doyoung: a great lesson. carry on.

17.

taeyong: so which one of you wears the pants in this relationship? 

johnny: on a good day? neither of us .

ten: [high-fives johnny]

18.

jungwoo, answering questions on a live: would you date someone in another state? 

jungwoo: yeah, i don't mind if they're liquid or gas.

19.

doyoung: i want donate my husband's organs.

doctor: i'm so sorry for your los– 

doyoung: shh- here he comes.

20.

yuta: i did meet some of the most insufferable people.

yuta: but they also met me.