1.
jeno: what's your greatest strength?
jaemin: i'm a great flirt.
jeno: what's your greatest weakness?
jaemin: those beautiful eyes of yours.
2.
jisung: if i was ceo of sm, i would make everyone work for 3 days a week so we can all get maximum rest.
chenle: when i'm ceo, i'm going to take everyone fishing every friday.
jisung: awww that's cute.
jisung: wait "/WHEN/ i'm ceo"?
chenle: did i stutter?
3.
jisung: do you think highlighters are lemon-flavored?
haechan: try it!
renjun: you guys are unbelievable.
chenle: and wrong. they don't taste good let's just say that.
mark: i-
mark: i hate you all.
4.
mark: what the hell are you doing here?
haechan: i should ask you the same question.
mark: this is my bedroom!
haechan: i should ask you a different question.
5.
haechan: i wonder what chenle is thinking about. he looks very focused.
chenle: [thinking about wii music]
6.
[during the corona epidemic]
jeno: day 20 of quarantine and i still can't believe that sm is making us work from our dorm.
jeno: like what am i gonna do? make a concert for the shampoo bottles?
7.
chenle: if i were a gardener, i'd put our two-lips together.
jisung: [blushes] aw babe :D
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haechan: if i were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.
mark:
mark: thanks?
8.
manager: is there anyone here who's actually straight?
mark: [slowly raises hand]
haechan: [slaps mark's hand down]
9.
jaemin to jeno: i love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so i can hear you breathe.
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.