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1.


jeno: what's your greatest strength? 

jaemin: i'm a great flirt.

jeno: what's your greatest weakness?

jaemin: those beautiful eyes of yours.


2.


jisung: if i was ceo of sm, i would make everyone work for 3 days a week so we can all get maximum rest.

chenle: when i'm ceo, i'm going to take everyone fishing every friday.

jisung: awww that's cute.

jisung: wait "/WHEN/ i'm ceo"?

chenle: did i stutter?


3.


jisung: do you think highlighters are lemon-flavored?

haechan: try it!

renjun: you guys are unbelievable.

chenle: and wrong. they don't taste good let's just say that.

mark: i-

mark: i hate you all.


4.


mark: what the hell are you doing here?

haechan: i should ask you the same question.

mark: this is my bedroom!

haechan: i should ask you a different question.


5.


haechan: i wonder what chenle is thinking about. he looks very focused.

chenle: [thinking about wii music]


6.


[during the corona epidemic]

jeno: day 20 of quarantine and i still can't believe that sm is making us work from our dorm.

jeno: like what am i gonna do? make a concert for the shampoo bottles?


7.


chenle: if i were a gardener, i'd put our two-lips together.

jisung: [blushes] aw babe :D 

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haechan: if i were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.

mark: 

mark: thanks?


8.


manager: is there anyone here who's actually straight?

mark: [slowly raises hand]

haechan: [slaps mark's hand down]


9.


jaemin to jeno: i love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so i can hear you breathe.

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