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154.

1.

xiaojun: i don't buy the "everyone is doing their best" theory. i know firsthand that i'm not.

2.

chenle: that's a mean question, i'm not answering that!

winwin: come on, it's just a question! if you had to, if you absolutely had to, which member would you punch in the face?

chenle: ...

winwin: it would be lucas, wouldn't it?

chenle: yeah, but i don't know why.

3.

ten: hendery is doing this stupid voiceover thing now and he narrates everything he thinks.

hendery, speaking dramatically: hendery did not enjoy what his bitter friend ten had to say.

ten: do not dare do another voiceover.

hendery:

ten:

hendery: but hendery had to dare.

4.

ten: this asshole thinks that just because he was driving some fancy, expensive vehicle, he could go as fast as he wanted and weave in between cars. so i got in front of him and slowed down to 10mph below the speed limit.

kun: ten... that was an ambulance.

5.

mugger: stand back! i'll shoot! i'll kill you, i swear!  

xiaojun: yeah? then do it.  

mugger: s-stay back!  

mugger: stop! don't come any closer!  

xiaojun: [walks up and gently take the gun out of his hands]

mugger: [crying] i'm sorry, i'm so sorry! please you don't understand!  

xiaojun: whatever.  

lucas: it's so cool how you knew he wouldn't shoot!  

xiaojun: [disappointed] they never do.

6.

yangyang: i almost got a surprise adoption today. 

kun: what? 

winwin: he almost got kidnapped. 

kun: oh, okay.

kun: WAIT WHAT-

7.

xiaojun: i may not be everyone's cup of tea, but i am someone's double shot of tequila.

8.

yangyang: sure, you may be verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of kun?

9.

[after doing something stupid]

ten: i have calculated our odds of survival and decided not to share the data.

10.

lucas, while drunk: i mean technically if humans fell out of trees long enough we'd evolve and grow wings.

renjun, perfectly sober: does this mean i can push you off a cliff—

11.

chenle: my friends told me that eating ice cream everyday isn't healthy.

winwin: i don't approve of your friends.

12.

kun: son do you see that dop ted over there?

yangyang: what's a dop ted?

kun: you are.

13.

kun: why did i have to find out you got into trouble at school through chenle?

yangyang: because chenle is a fucking snitch.

14.

hendery: you see, lucas is the type of guy that cancels doctors appointment because he's sick.

15.

ten: you know what they say, "you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs".

kun: eggs.  

ten: what?  

kun: the expression is "you can't make an omelet without breaking a few EGGS".

ten: oh. i'd better apologize to some people.

16. 

evil capitalist: i kidnapped you here so that you'll be playing the most dangerous game...

yangyang, nodding: fire monopoly.

evil capitalist: i was gonna say man hunting but now we're gonna find out whatever the fuck fire monopoly is. 

17.

lucas: i'll cook dinner tonight.

hendery: is that a threat?

18. 

kun: be a leader, they said. it'll be fun, they said. 

[in the background] 

hendery: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! 

yangyang: IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER.

winwin: IT'S CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

[glass shatters, something explodes, lucas screams] 

kun: don't listen to them. don't.

19. 

lucas: i'm not gullible. i'm just easily tricked, which someone told me is different. 

20.

ten: i want to apologize-

kun: good.

ten: let me finish. i wanted to apologize, but i realized i'm not sorry.