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1.


[at the eye doctors]

johnny: E, H, 4, M, potato shape, coffee mug shape, smudge, smudge, middle finger, smudge, and the rest are all smudges.

taeyong: oh my god, you drove us here!


2.


taeil: the french have given us many good things

winwin: french toast.

yuta: french fries.

doyoung: the guillotine.


3.


jaehyun: can you tuck me in?

jungwoo: you handed me a shovel??? 

jaehyun: yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can. thank you.


4.


johnny: ten just sent me a message saying that although i just sang a song about fruits and vegetables, he still loves me.


5.


winwin: what are you doing? why is our stuff outside?  

yuta: i'm burning the house down.  

winwin: no! why?!  

yuta: i saw a roach.  

winwin: [pouring gasoline on the house] light the match yuta. NOW.


6.


taeil: what's the word for that infestation of tiny creatures over there?

doyoung: those are children and that's a school.


7.


johnny: jaehyun, what are you doing in there?  

jaehyun: eating pie. 

johnny: jaehyun, you can't run from your problems by eating pie in the closet.  

jaehyun: [with a full mouth] watch me! 

johnny: are you watching the brady bunch in there.  

jaehyun: maybe.  

johnny: what kind of pie is it?  

jaehyun: pumpkin.  

johnny: [opens the door] move over and gimme a- 

jaehyun: [hands johnny a full pie]

johnny: a full pie? you really are my best friend.


8.


yuta: i feel naked without my earrings.

taeyong: yuta, you ARE naked.

yuta: oh.

yuta: [goes to his room and comes back with earrings only] much better now.

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