1.
[at the eye doctors]
johnny: E, H, 4, M, potato shape, coffee mug shape, smudge, smudge, middle finger, smudge, and the rest are all smudges.
taeyong: oh my god, you drove us here!
2.
taeil: the french have given us many good things
winwin: french toast.
yuta: french fries.
doyoung: the guillotine.
3.
jaehyun: can you tuck me in?
jungwoo: you handed me a shovel???
jaehyun: yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can. thank you.
4.
johnny: ten just sent me a message saying that although i just sang a song about fruits and vegetables, he still loves me.
5.
winwin: what are you doing? why is our stuff outside?
yuta: i'm burning the house down.
winwin: no! why?!
yuta: i saw a roach.
winwin: [pouring gasoline on the house] light the match yuta. NOW.
6.
taeil: what's the word for that infestation of tiny creatures over there?
doyoung: those are children and that's a school.
7.
johnny: jaehyun, what are you doing in there?
jaehyun: eating pie.
johnny: jaehyun, you can't run from your problems by eating pie in the closet.
jaehyun: [with a full mouth] watch me!
johnny: are you watching the brady bunch in there.
jaehyun: maybe.
johnny: what kind of pie is it?
jaehyun: pumpkin.
johnny: [opens the door] move over and gimme a-
jaehyun: [hands johnny a full pie]
johnny: a full pie? you really are my best friend.
8.
yuta: i feel naked without my earrings.
taeyong: yuta, you ARE naked.
yuta: oh.
yuta: [goes to his room and comes back with earrings only] much better now.
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.