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💚💙Valentines day✨(SORRY IT'S LATE)

Sorry about my cursed upload schedule ;-; BUT YAY VALENTINES SPECIAL! I rushed this so don't expect it to be perfect

Sapnap woke up bright and early to the sound of birds chirping outside of his window, he checked his phone. Wow, it's valentines day already?

He chucked his phone back down on his bed and got dressed before heading downstairs, nobody seemed to be awake yet so he started cooking french toast for his boyfriends when they got up. Dream was up about 5 or so minutes later, sniffing the air happily. "Oh, goodmorning Sap! Happy V-day" he said cheerfully as he walked up to the ravenette and wrapped his arms around Sap's waist "Goodmorning piss baby" Sapnap slapped his hands away

Dream wheezed "Piss baby? You're one to talk... Snapmap" "Well at least I don't piss my bed" Sapnap retorted "Well neither do I" Dream snapped back while pouring himself a glass of fruit juice. They continued to bicker back and forth while eating until George got up, he rubbed his eyes and sat down at the bench where Sapnap handed him a plate of the fried toast "Thanks" George yawned

"How late did you stay up?" Sapnap asked "Oh... only till 12 or something, I don't really know." George replied tiredly "12? You were streaming for what, 6-7 hours with like no fucking breaks!?" Dream added "It doesn't sound that good when you put it like that but yeah, basically"

Sap tutted at him "Bad Gogy, sit down and finish your breakfast then we're gonna cuddle and watch movies, you have to spend time with us" George just yawned again and continued eating

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"GOGYYYY" Sap cried "What?" George called from the kitchen "Bring some blankets when you're done, the living room is freezing cold" "Alright fine"

George came and sat down on the other side of Sap, passing both him and Dream a blanket while pulling his own one around his shoulders "There, now start the movie" he said "I'm starting it, now shut up" Sapnap whispered

About halfway into the movie Sap poked Gogy "George, George, George" he said quietly "What?" George grumbled, breaking his eyes away from the tv "Give me kisses, you have to cause' it's valentines and I say so" he replied under his breath, George leaned over and planted a kiss on the ravenette's forehead "There, now be quiet and watch the movie"

Sapnap grinned triumphantly and returned his gaze to the screen, laying down and resting his head on Dream's lap while tucking his legs up beside George

"Happy valentines, I love you two nimrods" he laughed "Now give me more kisses"

Sorry it's short but I love you guys, have a good day/night and make sure to eat, drink and love yourself!